bullshit |
my "significant other" wouldnt even put out on my birthday.
its like now shes all skinny and thinks shes too good to screw a fat dude.
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 18:42:00 GMT |
group therapy = sluts |
so kyle and i started workin at group this weekend, on the first night, i got to thrwo out a crackhead, and an old man that i think peed himself, had one girl show me her boobs, had another want me to...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 22:32:00 GMT |
ribs |
so i ate ribs for dinner, with my friend bill, he is leaving on a private securities mission in a week in which he may or may not return, i have all faith that he will, but in case he doesnt, he...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 19:46:00 GMT |
poobot |
so for dinner we had hamburger helper, now everytime i burp it taste like vomit helper. sometimes i wonder who i am trying to impress, sitting here in front of the computer, rockin a muscle shir...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 21:03:00 GMT |
single? |
if my girlfriend doesnt get the winning lottery ticket, im dumpin her. then ill be broke, but free to bang skanky bitches. if i win well stay together and ill be rich and get hot prostitutes. either w...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 16:58:00 GMT |
poopfinger |
yesterday, as i sat and pinched off a few, i noticed i was scarce on the TP situation, so in an attempt to fold and refold, in order to get s few wipes from the same segment, my finger ripped through ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Aug 2004 17:19:00 GMT |
