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About Me

Yah-hee, icky thump Who'd-a thunk? Sittin' drunk On a wagon to MexicoHer hair, what a chump And my head Got a bump When I hit it on the radioRed-head seÃ±orita Lookin' dead Came to said, "I need a bed" en espaÃ±olSo I gave a drink of water I'm gonna sing around the collar Well, I don't need a microphone[guitar solo] [keyboard solo]Icky thump, with the lump In my throat Grab my coat And now it's reckon I was ready to goYeah, I swam beside the hair She had one white eye [ Icky Thump lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] One blank stare Lookin' up, lyin' thereOn a stand in her hair Was a candy cane Black rum, sugar cane Dry eye, somethin' strange!La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa[keyboard solo]Well, Americans: What, nothin' better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too.Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well you can't be a pimp And a prostitute tooIcky thump, handcuffed to a bunk Robbed blind Looked around And there was nobody elseLeft alone I hit myself with a stone Went home And learned how to clean up after myself
My Five Star Crash Safety Rated Porn Star Name Is...
Helmut S. Laarjerinyurs Slainte!
"Watch out for your corn hole, bud."
By the way, that should read "fuckin' a, man." Notice the well placed comma. Which Office Space character done did dat whutchiecaller back 'ere?
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I'm 75% Irish
But only when I'm puking!
How Irish Are You?

And remember...You can't fix stupid.

My Interests

Ok. I'm interested in semantics. But then again you didn't really ASK what I was interested in, did you?

I'd like to meet:

The first monk to figure out that fermented grape juice gets you fuuuuuuuck duuuuuuup.

Music:

Well, I've heard some, yes.

Movies:

Promote violence and sexual depravity. Are you going to ask me a question soon or keep vomiting improper plural nouns at me?

Television:

Contributes to the obesity epidemic sweeping the nation, but can be educational if viewed in brief intervals. I bet you weren't expecting that.

Books:

What about them? Do I read them? Who are you? You can't "books" me! Fuckin' dickhead. "Magazines" motherfucker!

Heroes:

Thats it. Can we get someone in here that speaks in whole sentences please?

My Blog

Grill Fodder

Apparently, T-Rex tasted like chicken. That's one big drumstick. [yum]
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:54:00 PST

My Hero

Scott Pollard - Cleveland Cavaliers On camera: "Hey kids...do drugs."
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:53:00 PST

I couldn't care less

Honestly. Who the fuck really cares that much about Anna Nicole Smith? I guess the fact that I'm taking the time to write about it says something bad about me, but its a dirty job and somebody ha...
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

Most brutally violent movie ever

Well, not really, compared to stuff like "Ichi the Killer," but still damn brutal is the movie "Pan's Labyrinth." I guess I just didn't pay any attention to the rating during the previews, but it is r...
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST

Jackass

So I was sitting here drinking and watching Jackass on MTV when a bunch of commercials about Road Rules and stuff like that came on and it occurred to me that I might just be as lame as the people who...
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:30:00 PST

How many people...

...Are left in Baghdad? I mean, every day for the last 4 or 5 years at least 50 people are blown up by suicide bombers, so how many people are left? If Bush just waits a few more months there won't be...
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:43:00 PST

Brewski

Some Famous Quotes about beer: You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least yo...
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

Hookers

Maybe these only show up when men log on, but don't you just love the True.com ads we get to view EVERY TIME we log on here at myspace? I'm sure there are female equivalents, so bear with me if y...
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST

Dammit

I want a Horny Manatee.com T-shirt.
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

shut the f&*% up

I know, two blogs in a day, but this is pressing. T.O. is a good football player. Maybe the best; right now anyway. Until all the papparazzi (or however you spell it) lays off for a while...
Posted by Ham-a-doodle-dont on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:35:00 PST