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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeWe are American Communications Group or ACG, a completely legitimate and legal company that is in NO WAY a front for any sort of illegal activities.We want to meet all of your communication needs including your cable television, cell phone, internet and digital phone service.Our goal is to control the telecom industry worldwide. The government would like you to believe that competition is a good thing and by having multiple competing companies that you the consumer will have better prices and quality of service. This is just not true.Because the ACG can maximize efficiency it only makes sense that we should be the only telecom company. We hope you will join us in this very legitimate campaign so that we may bring you the best and most efficient communication technology.

My Interests

Telephones, computers, satellites, wireless technology, cable television, phone booths, PDAs, mobile phones, laptops.We are in no way interested in things such as guns, knives, tanks, nuclear technology, weapons, explosives, tanks, bombs, missiles, missile launchers, militias, helicopters, killer robots, land mines, plutonium or secret training camps.

I'd like to meet:

The Operator, World leaders and Presidents and CEOs of other viable telecom companies and Elvis.

Music:

We feel that music is important and file sharing technology is important. That is why it is so important that you support our cause so that we can bring you what you want at incredibly low prices with no unfair charges or catches.

Movies:

We feel the same about movies. You do want movies very cheap or free, right? Of course you do! That is why you should support us so we can give you what you want!

Television:

Television is an important medium, is it not? The ACG wants to deliver only the best, highest definition and quality possible. Our technology far surpasses the current HD standards and is much more reliable than cable or satellite offered by your current provider. Please join our cause so we may bring you this incredible technology!

Books:

Books are antiquated! Digital technology is our future! Join us!

Heroes:

The Pentagon Pimp, Baroness and Ol' Fred as well as hard working bagmen out in the field.