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Marie

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About Me

I'm me. I've been me for awhile now. If you're funny, you're my new best friend. I like a boy named Jack which is great since his name is easy to make fun of...Ummm...eating is fun most the time, and singing to loud music till my little hearts content, there's really nothing better- especially when it's shamelessly in the car with others. UM. Blah, blah, blahdy blah blah...that's it. OH! And I detest stupidity. Especially when it shops at Wal-mart and decides to breed. Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Quotable movies, Borders, concerts, having fun, long walks on the beach, Dane Cook, sarcasm, GOOD TIMES!

Music:

No Doubt, Hot hot Heat, Weezer, Powder, Kelly Clarkson, Agent 51, Finch, Vandals, Sublime, Ashlee Simpson, Doris Day, reel big Fish, system of a down rage against the machine, catch 22, alkaline trio, incubus, floggin molly, green day, Bloc Party, White Stripes, Gwen Stefani, Louis Prima, Spice Girls, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,the roots,the Fugees, B-52s, Artic Monkeys, The Hives,The Black Keys, The Pixies, Queens of The Stone Age... Fuckin EVERYTHING! except country, and rap, and sometimes cheesy emo.

Movies:

Oh gawd, too many to name, but I have essentials.The sweetest thing, snatch, zoolander, the fifth element, the rock, his girl friday, I married a woman, empire records, american psycho, swingers, reservoir dogs, fight club, kung fu hustle, crash, spirited away, mission impossible ONE, oceans eleven, oh brother, where art thou, anchorman, liar liar, team america, death becomes her, conspiracy theory, halfbaked

Television:

much like the internet, television makes you stupid. And fat.Reno 911, mad tv, will and grace, tcm, adult swim. *gasp!* and the food network.

Books:

Pfft...who reads these days?

My Blog

Chimichangas, Coke, and Cows. Perfect Weekend.

Fuck me, I need communication! Damnit man! Coming soon...coming soon. Two things kick ass though, and both involve the lovely Jack Taylor. On Sunday after I got off work, we drove to Tecate, Mex...
Posted by Marie on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

I say BITCH three times in this blog. Huh.

Excuse me while I bitch for a bit... Last night at work this lady comes up to me from her table and says with complete and utter disgust in her tone, "Umm, I need a fresh bowl of rice and a new plate,...
Posted by Marie on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

Emus are hilarious.

Sorry, that's supposed to say emo, but I purposefully misspelled it, like a lot of words.  I do that.  Anyway, why do emos always take their pictures from really retarded angles?  ...
Posted by Marie on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:38:00 PST

Mmm, warm, freshly produced...shit

You know what watching anything on cable tv is like these days?  Have you any idea? I mean the Bravo network. Holy Christ what the fuck happened to Bravo? Who turned it gaaaaay, and why...
Posted by Marie on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST

My computer is powered by Jesus.

Cake wrote this song called "Comfort Eagle" and it makes too much sense. Christianity is getting ridiculous. It should've been our first clue when they put trendy little christian stores in shopping ...
Posted by Marie on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:56:00 PST

Fuckin Black History...

I realized that black history month has completely passed me by. Not once did I get to hear MLK Jr.'s dream speech, or hear about rosa parks hijackin the white mans' seat. I also never watched a...
Posted by Marie on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:51:00 PST

A Night of Whoopi

Last night, TBS chose to air a marathon of Whoopi.  And since Sister Act was almost literally the only good thing on, me and Jack decided to watch it.  It was fun until I started smokin...
Posted by Marie on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:33:00 PST

Blaaaahhh

Good fucking lord.  I have had my fill this New Years, I'll tell ya that much right now.  The desert was, interesting, to say the least...although at the most the whole trip was pretty fucki...
Posted by Marie on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:34:00 PST

Oy, I'm getting all veclemped. Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic.

Why do cars suddenly look like boxes?  Scions, hummers, trucks, cadillacs...everyone's driving a shoebox. Midgets will always be oompa lumpas, elves and mini me's.  I'm not ready t...
Posted by Marie on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 03:13:00 PST

I think I'm mean to the fat and hungry.

 Jack and I were talking about annoying things at my work, and what irritates me the most.  I realized I really hate when fat customers complain to me at a table. Like I got their food wrong...
Posted by Marie on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 01:37:00 PST