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Long Island Mike

There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion!

About Me

I'm smart. I'm handsome. Cocky & sarcastic. And gosh darn it, people like me. Anyway, WELCOME ABOARD!! tHIS iS My OFficCIAl cRAzZy HomEPagE!! ENJOY
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My Interests


New York, Vegas, California, South Florida, travel, the outdoors, hiking, camping, skiing, water skiing, sky diving, and some other shit, because I have balls! Pizza, sushi, sports, music, art (drawing, sketching, oil painting), boating, scuba diving, the beach, NIGHTLIFE, everything and anything fun, LET'S DO IT!

I'd like to meet:



Music:

When pondering about the reason as to why we indulge in music in general, I realized that there is no particular reason behind it. Individuals who have the ability to comprehend proper dance music should consider themselves a part of an elite group. DJs who can paint the club with their music are rare and those who possess the power to control the crowd with world class precision are the masters who are respected and loved.Mostly everything, except for Country- FUGETTABOUTIT!!

Movies:

Scarface; Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas; Pulp fiction; Fight Club; Matrix; Troy; The Last Samurai; Quinton Tarantino films; Goodfellas; The Devil's Advocate; Casino; The Godfather; Glen Gary, Glen Ross; Tommy Boy; Black Sheep; Me, Myself and Long Island Mike; and the list goes on...

Television:

Soprano's and Saturday Night Live

Books:

The Magic of Thinking Big

Heroes:

God, my family and my TRUE FRIENDS-those who have supported me through life's ups and downs! So therefore I say: FUCK-the pussy shit!, FUCK-the haters!, FUCK-the assholes!, FUCK-the people who are out to get you! FUCK-the whiners!, FUCK-the people who cheat you and the people who pretend to be your friend! FUCK-those who are purposely rude and those who purposely lie! FUCK-the hypicritical!, FUCK-the greedy!, FUCK-the deceiving!, AND FUCK-THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T APPRECIATE YOU!! Whooo! -Say that 10 times fast!
Your Pimp Name Is...
Long Dong Luv...AKA L.I.M.-P.I.M.P.
what charcter from goodfellas are you?????
jimmy


NICE TRY THERE, TOUGH GUY!! If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
ARE YOU A CAT LOVER? THEN TAKE THIS QUIZ AND TEST YOUR MENTAL SKILLS!!Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtsy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny imprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by itslef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Now, waht if you cmae to me and akesd me for my aotugarph? Wuold it be: Lnog Ilansd Mkie, Lnog Islnad Mike, or Long Island Mike? WHAT'S WNORG HERE?

My Blog

Where's Your Head At?...Only in a Wal-Mart in North Carolina

   Get this! I have 1 huge golden lab.  Last week, I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? So on impuls...
Posted by Long Island Mike on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

MY 25 QUESTION SEX TEST for REDNECKS...

>>1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False>>2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False>>3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False>>4. Vagina is a medical term used to desc...
Posted by Long Island Mike on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

Q & A's

Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?A: The Spice Girls!Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?A: A genealogist looks up the family tree.A gynecologist looks up the fami...
Posted by Long Island Mike on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:47:00 PST