Ponderings |
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas statio... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:42:00 PST |
women who should be avoided at all costs |
There are different types of women who should be avoided at all costs. By comparing your dates to certain female Hollywood icons, you can quickly identify these problematic partners on your next date.... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST |
Just actually taking a long look at myself |
Women can get sex anywhere, any time and any way they want it. The problem for us guys is that women don't want sex anywhere, any time and any way we want it. For women, sex comes bundled up with an o... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST |
A Soldiers Christmas |
*TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, ** IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST |
Keep it CLean |
The fact of the matter is, if you are planning on having a female companion over guys, a clean bathroom is a MUST. So, in researching this for a friend of mine who had a less than desireable ba... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST |
THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES |
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank he... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST |
GF Application |
My Plan:
I've been in Korea now for close to 2 years and I have yet to find any remote opportunity for a relationship to start between me and a significant other. It seems that at best count I've bee... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:24:00 PST |
The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More |
1. Pay tolls with bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or tw... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST |
Why?????? |
I like to think I am a pretty normal guy. I like sports, I try and keep in shape, I have had my share of relationships. I am extemley straight forward and honest as I do not like drama. I am simple, I... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:13:00 PST |
BEER |
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. FAULT:. It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him. SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wand... Posted by SSG Hamilton_THC#10 on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST |