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coffins r us

Occulta saltuum scrutari - secret parts; not accessible by the ordinary roads

About Me


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Well, what can i say. I am the most gorgeous Goth in Lancaster. (He, He).
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Name: Laurie
Birthday: March 3rd
Birthplace: Northampthonshire!!!
Current Location: Lancatraz
Eye Color: Blue/Grey/Green
Hair Color: Black & Red
Height: it's a secret
Right Handed or Left Handed: Leftie
Your Heritage: hmm... bit of this, bit of that
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, yet
Your Weakness: I have none!
Your Fears: my mum!
Your Perfect Pizza: the Johnny Depp special...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to live
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs!!!
Your Bedtime: when i'm tired...
Your Most Missed Memory: it left me...
Pepsi or Coke: neither...
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither...
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: not allowed them anymore
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: i have been known to
Do you Shower Daily: been known to shower too...
Have you Been in Love: yes, not inside it too much though
Do you want to go to College: i have been, it was bad.
Do you want to get Married: i did, not now though,
Do you belive in yourself: no one else does but me!
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on how vigorous the motion is.
Do you think you are Attractive: maybe, i get told i am.
Are you a Health Freak: not really, gettin there though.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: if they like me
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, yes i have
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, yes i have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of a fashion.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, not since i was 9.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: depends what you would count as stage...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, that don't happen when you are single
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: of course. I steal all the time, fuckwit!
Ever been Drunk: Maybe....
Ever been called a Tease: maybe...
Ever been Beaten up: yes, a few times.
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: don't mind really
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: she-ra!
What country would you most like to Visit: australia, new zealand etc..........
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't mind
Favourite Hair Color: don't mind
Short or Long Hair: i prefer long
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: as long as they are not chav or emo
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1,2, a few, many, lots, lots many take your pick.
Number of CDs I own: some
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

Stuff and nonsense, reading, walking, designing clothes, etc...
Darkness is cold and smothering, the shadows
playing host to a myriad of secrets. Darkness
Elemental individuals are often misunderstood
because of their strong emotions, which leads
them to be cast out of many groups or
organizations. Darkness is not negative in
any way, as most believe, but the introverted
and quiet nature of most individuals would
lead many to assume so. They prefer solitude
over the presence of others, finding
themselves more reliable and useful. They are
also skilled at hiding and stealth, not only
physically but emotionally as well.
Concealment is not used simply for
treacherous purposes, however, but can also
be used for protection. They see their inner
emotions, or their true selves as being
unsuitable, and often adopt a persona in
order to appear mysterious or attractive.
Despite their social habits, they are very
stylish, making all their endeavors unique.
They have very vivid emotions, mainly
expressing themselves through poetry or
abstract art.

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I'd like to meet:

People with similar inerests as me. Other than that. Anyone.I also, due to a big spate of people clearly not looking at my profile, would much appreciate it if you sent me a message before trying to add me.Thanks.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||| 16%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

As i just said. I really like music in general but there is a lot of crap about. Just a few of the bands i like are Apoptygma Berserk (nice chaps, met them once), NIN, Sisters of Mercy, Depeche Mode, Foo Fighters, Levellers, Poison, Aerosmith, Neil Diamond (yes, really), Everly Brothers, Thin Lizzy, Queen, Johnny Cash and everything in between.. A lot of Goth bands that haven't really been heard of. I also enjoy music from the sixties (citing Marvin Gaye as one of my favourite singers) and basically anything that isn't crap!!!

Movies:

I do like horror movies, ones that genuinely scare you to the bones, only i know whats coming and am not frightened. Probably why i still watch them.I like lots of other kinds of films to, my collection is forever expanding...

Television:

Battlestar Galactica is ace!!!! Lost is good too...

Books:

I like reading and never restrict myself to just one genre of book as I prefer to widen my perspectives upon many different subjects...
You are thee who shall not be named.. the Female
Cenobite. You're truly vicious and bloody
thirsty, with only one thing in mind: pain.
In fact, you're so intent on your purposes,
even your master has a hard time controlling
you. Whoa there, sparky. Why don't you take
five?

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My Blog

Guilty or innocent???

guilty: you haveinnocent: you haventSang in the shower?: GuiltyLeft the stove on?: GuiltyAte Stale food?: Guilty Spit in someone's Drink?: Guilty, (they HAD just cheated on me!)Stole Something from a ...
Posted by coffins r us on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:00:00 PST

Eddie Izzard - Cake or Death!!!!!!

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Posted by coffins r us on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Dyslexic Cinderella!!! Found It!!!

Dyslexic Cinderella ------------------- Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the...
Posted by coffins r us on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

Check out this video: Bill Bailey, just because

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Posted by coffins r us on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:21:00 PST

Moving house, duck sex and........

.....losing an earring..... Just three of the things that have happened to me this week. Not that it isn't fun moving, but, when you have a huuge bag on your shoulders that weighs a hell of a lot, and...
Posted by coffins r us on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST

what tarot card i am...

http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/fantastical/2.jpg">>You are The High PriestessScience, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret k...
Posted by coffins r us on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

Hmm....

I wonder whether any of you have wondered how things have been going in Laurieland recently? Nope? well, never mind, i'm writing this anyway. Soon, I shall be moving, yes, back to Lancaster, courtesy ...
Posted by coffins r us on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

do be do be do!!!!

Yes, the wait is finally over!!! Not that i have a job yet, but that my stuff has come out of storage...Finally... it was meant to come out last November... Bloody fathers.... While this is a good th...
Posted by coffins r us on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Right. I am incredibly bored at this moment in time. My stuff is meant to be coming out of storage today and i don't know what the fuck is happening, have they run off with my stuff? has my dad phone...
Posted by coffins r us on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:17:00 PST

To certain people....

I bet you're not losing any sleep over what you fucking put people through, self obsessed fucking cunt of a person you are. If there was anyone that I have come close to fucking hating it's you! FUCKI...
Posted by coffins r us on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:16:00 PST