Ronnie Garcia --
[adjective]:
Like in nature to a human dildo
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The Noble Nature
It is not growing like a tree
In bulk, doth make man better be;
Or standing long an oak, three hundred year,
To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sear:
A lily of a day
Is fairer far in May,
Although it fall and die that night,
It was the plant and flower of Light.
In small proportions we just beauties see;
And in short measures life may perfect be.
Ben Johnson
(I fell in love with this one the second I read it. Don't know why. Just did. It's the simple truth, this poem.)
My Mind To Me A Kingdom Is
My mind to me a kingdom is;
Such perfect joy therin I find
As far exceeds all earthly bliss
That God or nature hath assignd;
Though much I want that most would have,
Yet still my mind forbids to crave.
Content I live; this is my stay,
I seek no more than may suffice.
I press to beare no haughtie sway;
Look, what I lack my mind supplies.
Loe, thus I triumph like a king,
Content with that my mind doth bring.
I see how plentie surfets oft,
And hastie climbers soonest fall;
I see that such as sit aloft
Mishap doth threaten most of all.
These get with toile, and keep with fear;
Such cares my mind could never beare.
No pricely pompe nor wealthy store,
No force to win the victorie,
No wylie wit to salve a sore,
No shape to win the lover's eye,
To none of these I yield as thrall;
For why, my mind despiseth all.
Some have too much, yet still they crave;
I little have, yet seek no more.
They are but poor, though much they have,
And I am rich with little store.
They poor, I rich; They beg, I give;
They lack, I lend; They pine, I live.
I laugh not at another's loss,
I grudge not at another's gain;
No worldly wave my mind can toss;
I brook that is another's bane.
I fear no foe, nor fawn on friend;
I lothe not life, nor dread mine end.
I joy not in no earthly bliss;
I weigh no Cresus' wealth a straw;
For care, I care not what it is;
I fear not fortune's fatal law;
My mind is such as may not move
For beautie bright, or force of love.
I wish but what I have at will;
I wander not to seek for more;
I like the plaine, I climb no hill;
In greatest stormes I sit on shore,
And laugh at them that toile in vain
To get what must be lost again.
I kiss not where I wish to kill;
I feigne not love where most I hate;
I break no sleep to win my will;
I wayte not at the mightie's gate.
I scorne no poor, I fear no rich;
I feel no want, nor have too much.
The court ne cart I like not loath,
Extreames are counted worst of all;
The golden meane betwixt them both
Doth surest sit, and feares no fall;
This is my choice; for why, I find
No wealth is like a quiet mind.
My wealth is health and perfect ease;
My conscience clear my chief defence;
I never seek by bribes to please,
Nor be desert to give offence.
Thus do I live, thus will I die;
Would all did so as well as I!
William Byrd
(This one should be a Psalm or something. It talks about a way of living that we all should be envious of. And strive for.)
Beauty
'Tis much immortal beauty to admire,
But more immortal beauty to withstand;
The perfect soul can overcome desire,
If beauty with divine delight be scanned.
For what is beauty but the blooming child
Of fair Olympus, that in night must end,
And be forever from that bliss exiled.
If admiration stand too much its friend?
The wind may be enamored of a flower,
The ocean of the green and laughing shore,
The silver lightning of a lofty tower,
But must not with too near a love adore;
Or flower and margin and cloud-capped tower
Love and delight shall with delight devour!
Lord Thurlow
(Preach on my brotha! Easier said than done, however.)
Thought
Thought is deeper than all speech,
Feeling deeper than all thought;
Souls to souls can never teach
What unto themselves was taught.
We are spirits clad in veils;
Man by man was never seen;
All our deep communing fails
To remove the shadowy screen.
Hear to heart was never known;
Mind with mind did never meet;
We are columns left alone
Of a temple once complete.
Like the stars that gem the sky,
Far apart though seeming near,
In our light we scattered lie;
All is thus but starlight here.
What is social company
But a babbling summer stream?
What our wise philosophy
But the glancing of a dream?
Only when the sun of love
Melts the scattered stars of thought,
Only when we live above
What the dim-eyed world hath taught.
Only when our souls are fed
By the fount which gave them birth,
And by inspiration led
Which they never drew from earth.
We, like parted drops of rain,
Swelling till they meet and run,
Shall be all absorbed again,
Melting, flowing into one.
Christopher Pearse Cranch
(I think this guy longed for death. Despite the truths it holds,to me, its implications suggest a vanity, a certain amount of pointlessnes, in life, which I do not believe.)
Example
We scatter seeds with careless hand,
And dream we ne'er shall see them more;
But for a thousand years
Their fruit appears,
In weeds that mar the land,
Or healthful store.
The deeds we do, the words we say,
Into still air they seem to fleet,
We count them ever past;
But they shall last,
In the dread judgment they
And we shall meet!
I charge thee by the years gone by,
For the love's sake of brethren dear,
Keep thou the one true way,
In work and play,
Lest in that world their cry
Of woe thou hear.
John Keble
(Christian, perhaps Catholic, either way it's a guilt trip, but beautifully written. Not to mention depressing)
A Psalm Of Life
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.
Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.
Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.
Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.
In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!
Trust no Future, howe'er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Act, - act in the living Present!
Heart within, and God o'erhead!
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time;
Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o'er life'solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.
Let us then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing.
Learn to labor and to wait.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
(Mormon perhaps? Hmmm? I think so. He may have been in the army as well. The reference is clear. He's got a point though.)
Living Waters
There are some hearts like wells, green-mossed and deep
as ever Summer saw;
And cool their water is, -yea, cool and sweet;
But you must come to draw.
They hoard not, yet they rest in calm content,
And not unsought will give;
They can be quiet with their wealth unspent,
So self-contained they live.
And there are some like springs, that bubbling burst
To follow dusty ways,
And run with offered cup to quench his thirst
Where the tired traveller strays;
That never ask the meadows if they want
What is their joy to give;
Unasked, their lives to other life they grant,
So self-bestowed they live.
And ONE is like the ocean, deep and wide,
Wherein all waters fall;
That girdles the broad earth, and draws the tide,
Feeding and bearing all;
That broods the mists, that sends the clouds abroad,
That takes, again to give;
Even the great and loving heart of God,
Whereby all love doth live.
Caroline Spencer
(She's a wise and gentle woman, Ms. Spencer. She has much to teach. Thank you.)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ronnie
Birthday: 11/19/80
Birthplace: Its not even on the map
Current Location: Twin Falls
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown (usually)
Height: 6'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: 3rd generation spanish on my fathers side, been here since the mayflower on my mothers
The Shoes You Wore Today: reebok classics
Your Weakness: smart, good-looking guys
Your Fears: clowns, can NOT fricken stand clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my social psych paper published
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips apearantly, at least they're always gettin complimented on.
Your Bedtime: it varies, though seldom before midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: ummm...cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ick
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: im begining to wonder if ill ever be able to quit
Do you Swear: like a sailor on leave (im tryin to work on it, but find it very hard to care)
Do you Sing: not where others can hear me, for their benefit more than my own
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: unrequited (sigh)
Do you want to go to College: LOL, i plan on having a career in the collegiate field
Do you want to get Married: yeah, sure, as soon as i relocate or this country gets its head out of its ass, whichever happens first
Do you belive in yourself: On a daily basis
Do you get Motion Sickness: yup, and I love every minute of it
Do you think you are Attractive: as long as im not lookin directly into the mirror
Are you a Health Freak: more so every day
Do you get along with your Parents: in small doses
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: i wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lol, a few times
In the past month have you Smoked: unfortionately
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does penicilan count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: *nod
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oh yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a vast quantity of lighters, but thats not entirely my fault, i cant help it, lighters just end up in my pocket without my knowledge.
Ever been Drunk: lol
Ever been called a Tease: often
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: waaaaay back when
How do you want to Die: with a smile
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: loved
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them (a world cruise is on my to-do list before i die, right after hitting every roller coaster in america and before learning how to fly a plane)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: dont care
Weight: healthy, otherwise i dont care
Best Clothing Style: as long as he looks good in it, well then, he looks good in it. I couldn't give a crap about the rest
Number of Drugs I have taken: gosh, couldn't tell ya. i played around alot in highschool, still not entirely sure what exactly happened during various parts of it, lol. Live and learn, right?
Number of CDs I own: an ever growing amount
Number of Piercings: 8 (these things are addicting, so its eight for now)
Number of Tattoos: 2 atm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets, life's too short for any regrets
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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Full Fetal
You are vulnerable and sensitive. After all, your guarding your heart. You might cling to a pillow for security. As such, you need assurance that your feelings are reciprocated before you give yourself completely in a relationship.
You Have A Type B+ Personality
B+
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions
Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Lucifer. The most misunderstood of all the
ArchAngels, you're most like the ArchAngel of
Light. You've seen the darkside and have opted
for something better. You need better press,
though chances are no one will really
understand your motives.
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ROGUE!!
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Personality Is
Rational (NT)
You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!
Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.
You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.
In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.
At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.
With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.
As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.
On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.
The Three Question Personality Test
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)
You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.
Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your IQ Is 125
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average
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. . You scored as A MetroHomoSexual. Straight or really, really gay? Metro to the core, but it's your outward appearance that's most important. Narcissist? Hell no, you just want to look better and more expensive than everyone else.
A MetroHomoSexual
70%
An AberHollisterAE Gay or Fratmo
65%
A Closet Case
50%
Normal, Boring and Gay
40%
A Jock
30%
What Kind of Gay Man Are You?
created with QuizFarm.comI am 81% Promiscuous.
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I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck em.
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