A man unwilling to fight in this life of struggle is not worthy of the life he has been given. musician, singer, smartass. i like movies a lot and i suppose i'm smart but i really hate schoolwork. play jazz/blues trumpet, death metal/experimental/blues guitar and classical french horn. say sup Take the quiz:
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Ellipsis
Some people think you're wierd, and some people think you're just pretentious, but really, you just have a whimsical personality and aren't shy about it. You do what you want, and don't care much for what others think. Bravo for you!
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What Kind of Apocalypse Are You?
Zombie Apocolypse
You are stubborn and headstrong, but your methodical and straightforward nature comes in handy when you are in the middle of a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE. Just remember that a little flexibility and paying close attention to your assets will help you a great deal when fighting off hordes of the undead. Don't let the lumbering beasts of terror get you down, with a little determination you can get through anything.
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I'd like to meet:
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Music:
Mostly brutal death and porno/goregrind...hard to find good goregrind these days though, the vocal effects are getty too gurgly and annoying, like tumour. | Sleep Terror | Goretrade | Vomit the Soul | DYSCRASIA | Cephalotripsy | Bodies Lay Broken | Emeth(old) | Waco Jesus | Internal Suffering | Gorguts | Haemorrhage | TheBerzerker(old) | Infected Malignity | Severe Torture | Suffocation | Crepitation | Pustulated | Prostitute Disfigurement | Mr. Bungle | Pig Destroyer | Celtic Frost | Dying Fetus(older) | Converge | Sanatorium | Pigsty | Necrophagist | Mindly Rotten | Agoraphobic Nosebleed | Circle of Dead Children | Bile | Inveracity | Inhuman Dissiliency | Repulsion | Foetopsy | Nasum | Nile | Lividity | Ingurgitate(old) | Viscera Trail | Torsofuck | Cock and Ball Torture | Wormed | ABORTED | Visceral Bleeding | Abysmal Torment | Disconformity | Gutrot | Dysmenorrheic Hemorrhage | Napalm Death | Infected Mushroom | Lust of Decay | Necrotic Disgorgement | Digested Flesh | Decrepit Birth | Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis | Gorgasm | Chains of Flesh | Amputated Genitals | Carnal | Organ Harvest | Cryptopsy | Regurgitate | Devourment | XXX Maniak | Abominable Putridity | Mutilated | Cephalic Carnage(old) | Liturgy | Disconformity | Disgorge(mex + US) | Fekalizator | Rompeprop | Last Days of Humanity |
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Movies:
American Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, Freddy Got Fingered, Dawn of the Dead, Fight Club, Fargo, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,Hills Have Eyes, Shaun of the Dead, Silent Hill, Nothing, Shawshank Redemption, and a few others. especially b movies that are bad enough to be funny but not so bad they're annoying.|
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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?
Chainsaw
You're the Chainsaw! Certainly the most brutal of all weapons. If you strike, your presence is definitely going to be known. Only the most violent, raging maniacs use you. And they've gotta have a strong stomach too, that's for sure. Much like the SCREWDRIVER, people don't expect you. If someone snaps and decides to use you as a weapon, nobody is going to have time to run. I feel sorry for anyone who finds your victims, peace be with them. You need some serious counseling, sicko.
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Television:
comedy central is pretty much all i watch. most of the stuff on tv is boring and can't hold my interest
Books:
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Things Fall Apart. Random quotes. It is a sign of creeping inner death when we can no longer praise the living._____________________________________________________
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Heroes:
"Listen up maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. We are all part of the same compost heap."------------------------------------------------------
------------I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
- George Carlin
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What is your name?: Dan
Are you named after anyone?: no
What's your screename?: autolyticsociety
Would you name a child of yours after you?: no
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: idk, what do you call a creature who can bleed for days and be ok when it's done?
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: ray
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: no
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: no
Basics
Your gender:: i have a penis. you do the guesswork
Straight/Gay/Bi:: i do not love the cock.
Single?: indeed
If not, do you want to be?: n/a
Birthdate:: 9/15/89
Your age:: 17
Age you act:: depends who i'm around
Age you wish you were:: 21
Your height:: 5' 11''
Eye color:: blue
Happy with it?: word
Hair color:: dirty blonde
Happy with it?: fo shizzle
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: right handed
Your living arrangement:: live with my mom in a nice house
Your family:: sister in college, dad's in Troy
Have any pets?: dog, 3 cats
Whats your job?: not working right now
Piercings?: are lame
Tattoos?: not yet. probably going to do a sleeve that i can hide under a suit
Obsessions?: food
Addictions?: food
Do you speak another language?: not comprehensibly
Have a favorite quote?: I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Do you have a webpage?: a myspace. bcz i'm a fag.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: uh, no
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: to some extent
Do you have any secrets?: plenty
Do you hate yourself?: i hate my own ignorance
Do you like your handwriting?: sure
Do you have any bad habits?: no i just stopped chewing my nails. not really a habit but i burp a lot.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: CUT YOUR HAIR
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: douchebags and the guy who made references to them
What's your biggest fear?: not telling you bitch
Can you sing?: indeed but i prefer gutterals
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: fuck trendwhores.
Are you a loner?: basically
What are your ..1 priorities in life?: live the one i get without killing people. have fun.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: probably not bcz i'd be like, "who the fuck is this wierdo"
Are you a daredevil?: sometimes
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: same as before. uncontrolled instincts. if i'm stranded with people, i don't want to eat them bcz my instincts say so
Are you passive or agressive?: depends on the situation
Do you have a journal?: no
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: i have a weak body and a strong mind
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: i would love to be emotionless.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: crazy strong, but it's annoying ignoring that shit
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: for shizzle
Do you think life has been good so far?: by comparison to most of the world, yes.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: the older i grow, the more i know, how little i know
What do you like the most about your body?: uh, i look weak but i'm a fast swimmer, idk at least i'm not fat.
And least?: stomach
Do you think you are good looking?: haha my self esteem is ZERO so no
Are you confident?: FUCK NO
What is the fictional character you are most like?: your mom.
Are you perceived wrongly?: very much so. but at least it keeps the close minded fucks away
Do You...
Smoke?: no
Do drugs?: once in a while
Read the newspaper?: once in a while
Pray?: no. religion is bullshit
Go to church?: no. religion is bullshit
Talk to strangers who IM you?: if they entertain me
Sleep with stuffed animals?: no
Take walks in the rain?: not if i can help it
Talk to people even though you hate them?: no
Drive?: yes
Like to drive fast?: yes
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Hurt yourself?: no. i'm not some emo fagbag
Been out of the country?: yes to canada.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: maybe?
Been in love?: no
Done drugs?: define "drugs"
Gone skinny dipping?: no
Had a medical emergency?: not really
Had surgery?: no, stitches though
Ran away from home?: no
Played strip poker?: no
Gotten beaten up?: um, in like, 7th grade
Beaten someone up?: jeremy's a pussy ass bitch
Been picked on?: yes. then i ate their children and the problem was solved
Been on stage?: plenty of times
Slept outdoors?: yeah
Thought about suicide?: fucking emos
Pulled an all nighter?: yup. parents thought i was on drugs. in 5th grade. retards...
If yes, what is your record?: like, 36 hours without sleep i think
Gone one day without food?: nope
Talked on the phone all night?: i fucking HATE the phone
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yep
Slept all day?: of course
Killed someone?: i have a list. babies not included
Made out with a stranger?: i'm no whore
Had sex with a stranger?: still not a whore
Thought you're going crazy?: been there, done that
Kissed the same sex?: no, fag
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: still not ghey
Been betrayed?: of course
Had a dream that came true?: yeah, deja vu kinda shit
Broken the law?: vandalism bcz i was a retard
Met a famous person?: yeah but not really noteworthy
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: no
On purpose?: humans are animals, right?
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: no
Stolen anything?: sure
Been on radio/tv?: don't remember. probably...
Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah
Had a nervous breakdown?: almost.
Bungee jumped?: no =[
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah i always get the same one when i have a fever
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: if not, this is one lonely fucking universe
Miracles?: don't happen
Astrology?: is bullshit
Magic?: is amusing
God?: does not exist
Satan?: see "god"
Santa?: same as above
Ghosts?: only retards do
Luck?: define "luck..." coincidental occurrences?
Love at first sight?: if you're super shallow
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: yeah, by definition, everything has an opposite but it doesn't balance out.
Witches?: no such thing
Easter bunny?: omg jesus came back from the grave, HIDE THE EGGS
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: yes, but i lost it when i was 14.
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: no
Do you wish on stars?: no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: no. when you die, that's it.
Do you think God has a gender?: there is no god. there's no supreme being up in the sky pointing at little johnny and saying "he'll die of the flu today" or "he gets hit by a car." sounds rediculous when you boil it down to what it is
Do you believe in organized religion?: i feel that they allow people to believe in absurd lies to give them false hope
Where do you think we go when we die?: nowhere. your consciousness shuts down and you're done
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: i know some but not friends, no
Who is your best friend?: idk
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: my mom probably
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: people use a lot of words, but they don't ever really say much
Your favourite inside joke?: "fez"
Thing you're picked on most about?: hair. being wierd
Who's your longest known friend?: probably camdizzle
Newest?: bre i guess
Shyest?: shy people suck
Funniest?: bre/cam/ray
Sweetest?: uhh, bre bcz she's a girl?
Closest?: i don't "let people in"
Weirdest?: we don't have wierd kids around here =[=[=[
Smartest?: cameron, for booksmarts
Ditziest?: bre again
Friends you miss being close to the most?: don't know
Last person you talked to online?: cameron
Who do you talk to most online?: don't know
Who are you on the phone with most?: i hate the phone
Who do you trust most?: nobody haha
Who listens to your problems?: i don't take emotional dumps on people's chests
Who do you fight most with?: cameron bcz he hates e sometimes =[
Who's the nicest?: nice people do not exist in high school
Who's the most outgoing?: don't know
Who's the best singer?: don't know
Who's on your shit-list?: everyone i dont't talk to on a regular basis
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: of course, i have some hot friends
Who's your second family?: ....nobody?
Do you always feel understood?: haha not to be all teen angsty but nobody "gets me."
Who's the loudest friend?: BRE YOU'VE INVADED MY SURVEY
Do you trust others easily?: no
Who's house were you last at?: don't remember...
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: haha people don't let me get that close to them
Do your friends know you?: not too well
Friend that lives farthest away:: don't know
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: sometimes
What do you find romantic?: beach
Turn-on?: boobs.
Turn-off?: penis.
First kiss?: lol some girl at a camp
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: i would stop talking to them haha
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out? of course...
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: once again, no self confidence. i don't ask usually
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: yeah and even THEY shot me down, FUCK
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: fuck no
What is best about the opposite sex?: idk...couldn't pick ONE thing
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: whining
What's the last present someone gave you?: don't remember
Are you in love?: almost
Do you consider your significant other hot?: not currently dating
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: ...what?
You wanted to kill?: everyone
That you laughed at?: at? cameron
That laughed at you?: don't know
That turned you on?: i do not know but bre says "boobs" a lot.
You went shopping with?: i don't shop...
That broke your heart?: nobody recently
To disappoint you?: people in general
To ask you out?: nobody in a significant amount of time/that i want to mention
To make you cry?: i'm not a bitch and i haven't cryed in like, months. not even when my granddad died
To brighten up your day?: lol probably bre again
That you thought about?: that nig whose name i just fucking typed
You saw a movie with?: idk haha
You talked to on the phone?: WTF I FUCKING HATE PHONES
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: cam and bre
You saw?: some people at school who suck
You lost?: how do you lose somebody...
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: no
Will it be with your significant other?: don't have one
Or some random person?: these questions suck
What are you wearing right now?: a monty python shirt
Body part you're touching right now:: elbow just hit my thigh while typing.
What are you worried about right now?: nothing, i already took some huge ass test.
What book are you reading?: some short story for english about a retard soem people experimented on
What's on your mousepad?: "plays best on ALIENWARE"
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: relaxed, groovy, chilled, musically inclined.
Are you bored?: kinda but boredom is underrated
Are you tired?: little bit
Are you talking to anyone online?: yeah cam and bre...jeeze this thing is repetative
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: phones suck
Are you lonely or content?: wishing somebody was here
Are you listening to music?: yeah, Digested Flesh
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