my names josh and,
I have a sweet amazing beautiful funny caring wonderful awesome fiance named Kristen.
We are expecting our first child in June : )
My favorite sport is football!! YEAH!! i love to play and watch it. mini golfing rocks too! I'm very easy to get along with but i can be very sarcastic...just get at me if u want to actually know about me...my aim sn is khulaiidd6 or text the cell 683-9703.
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.~ demetri martin
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." And I said, "I am."~ demetri martin
A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like "What's your favorite color?" A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like "What's your favorite color... person?"~ demetri martin
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.~ demetri martin
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type "lol". I type "lqtm": "laugh quietly to myself". It's more honest.~ demetri martin
