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whimsmalls

Go Cavs!

About Me

im a big old black man, a big old black man, a big old black, wacky, tacky black man. born with my momma, arrived alone and im alive and survive in a one room home. never take a hand me down, never dig a bone. i give and i live and i handle my own. used to be a peewee now im full grown. not a shufflin jigaboo im hard like stone. i drink out the jug, i eat out the pot, i learned and i earned and i love what i got. my mommy aint a housewife daddy aint a cop i was taught to be a bad man shoot your shot. snake in the grass livin in the past, aint nobody got my hindsight imma think fast. im the chug-a-lug thug from nickel and auck street the watermelon sellin bellin no good cheat. not a lot 2 facin, a liquor drawl tastin, imma ebony woman chasin got no time for wastin. so bring in the news singin the blues i dont shovel no shit and dont shine no shoes. im a big old black man never had a friend, sittin on the rooftop listnin to the wind. my life is on the end, my grin is pretend imma die in my rockin chair sippin on gin... hay!!!

My Interests

slam dunk pow pow motorbreath boo bee headbang shreddah cuz

Music:

is my best friend

Movies:

prognosis negative

Television:

sony wega

Books:

The Antichrist

Heroes:

walter soapcheck