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About Me

my name is daphne. aannnnnd you love me.

My Interests

party animal/kite enthusiast/pizza monster

I'd like to meet:

boys who drink a lot and don't wear make up & girls who aren't crazy.

Music:

stereolab, black keys, wu tang clan, devo, hefner, the make up, the animals, broadcast, turbonegro, rod stewart, david bowie, nazz, smoking popes, flaming lips, eagles of death metal, junior senior, tom jones, neil diamond, the sweet, the pixies, love, murder city devils, iggy & the stooges, richard hell & the voidoids, lung leg, belle and sebastian, ol' dirty bastard, jon spencer blues explosion,the roots, charlie feathers, queen, james brown, grandaddy, new york dolls, xbxrx, huggy bear, the drags, neutral milk hotel, glass candy, daniel johnston, the zombies, the monkees, tight bros from way back when, young mc, bob dylan, nick cave and the bad seeds, the who.

Movies:

horror movies, phillip seymour hoffman movies, pauly shore movies

Television:

the kids in the hall, tom goes to the mayor, tim and eric awesome show great job

Books:

serial killer nonfiction, tom robbins novels

Heroes:

tom servo

My Blog

for cory.

5-11-0710 things people don't know about me1 i shoplift 2 when i was about 10 years old i was homeschooled for quite a while. i started going a little crazy from all that alone time so i started onli...
Posted by daphne on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

please don't get me pregnant (in the future) guys

my friends mom started reading my palm the other morning and whatever she saw she would say in spanish even though she totally speaks english. only thing she would tell me is that i'm going to have a ...
Posted by daphne on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

super important business!!

petitiononline.com/future2/petition.html a petition to get nike to manufacture the sneakers that marty mcfly wears in the year 2015 in the movie Back To The Future 2
Posted by daphne on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:28:00 PST

i'm sorry jesus :(

i've been really really talking a lot of shit about jesus for the last week and making a lot of super funny religious jokes but i'm starting to feel bad for jesus because he's probably been listening ...
Posted by daphne on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:45:00 PST

cops, 2. bad guys, 0.

i set my alarm so i would wake up early enough to watch cops again today, because yesterdays episodes were THAT good. on the first episode there was a boy that did a beer run and while he was drivi...
Posted by daphne on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:18:00 PST

titty tent to pay the rent

i am crazy broke.
Posted by daphne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if hell had a boombox, it'd probably be bumping the killers.

because they suck. hey there buddy, i have a really good idea; why don't we hang out more often? why don't you come get drunk with me at my apartment? maybe even tonight? i need more people to p...
Posted by daphne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fickle friends are a waste of time

last night i flung myself through my apartment window instead of using the door. i am a ninja.
Posted by daphne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i enjoy the little things

okay so i work at a movie theater and i have to stand at the podium and take peoples ticket stubs. more than once i have seen a random parent walking their random 2-5 yr old shitmouth little kid by th...
Posted by daphne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cowboy party/ wild zero drinking game

there was cowboy hats, and guns, and necktie thingys and drinking games and vodka and drunk driving and drunk dialing and thomas disappeared into the park and layed down on a bench for an hour and and...
Posted by daphne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST