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Even Yoda Farts

I am like a falling star who has finally found her place next to another in a lovely constellation,

About Me



CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THESE TWO STRAPING YOUNG LADS ARE?

My Bro thinks he's Christina Aguilera!

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My Interests

I am quitting smoking cold turkey so if you hang around me beware!!!!

You Are the Very Gay Velma!
She might not even realize it...
But Velma is all about Daphne... not Fred! What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality? Well i LOVE da beer....oh and mixed drinks...but mostly DA beer!!!! Watching movies, listening to music, 'nets cool, driving is alright, the beach is awesome...so yeah thats what i like.

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someone with nice eyes and full lips.

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Music:

Well there are alot but here are a few.....Bomshel, Gretchen Wilson, Shakira, Josh Turner, Kieth Anderson, Big & Rich, Cowboy Troy, Jake Owen, Kelly Clarkston.....and the list goes on....and the list goes on

Movies:


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Television:

Charmed, NCIS, Law and Order

Books:

Haven t read any in a while been busy going to school (crys)

Heroes:

My mom...she works hard every day and she has done a wonderful job bringing up my brother and me. i just wish everyone could have a mom thats as caring as mine

My Blog

What the fuck?

WHOA LOOK AT ME TYPING IN A DIFFERENT COLOR!!!!!!!! No seriously I'm in kinda a good mood today...got a lot of sleep and feeling less pissed at the world. So all is good. I went to my grandparents the...
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

life sux

Yes, as the title of this blog says, my life sux beyond compare...I have no job, no friends, nobody to love, and I am under constant ridicule by the people I care for most in this God forsaken world. ...
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST

Are you out there?

The other half of my heart. Where are you? Can you hear me? Are you near? If you are why have been silent? I have yelled out to you but you have not answered? Why? Tell me who you are. Tell me you are...
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:00:00 PST

sucks?

People....do they suck? I say, yes some of them do. Why do I say this? Because recent events in my life have made my views on humanity  go from, "Hey it's ok", to "Well you just suck ass now don'...
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

Missing people

Ok i was thinking....i know trouble....but i was thinking of all the people i miss and i dont like missing them....i know i cant help missing my Aunt Lisa and i'll only get to see her again when i cro...
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST

Me...

No one understands me or what is going on inside my head and I think I will never find someone who does......
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

Hey

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Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

Apperantly this is a busy weekend for me lol

I hurt my arm today and now it hurts really bad...so if its not better by monday I think I mght have to go to the doctor....i can't even lift a glass of pop wthout it hurting...maybe i hairline fractu...
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:29:00 PST

Love

Ok you ever have those feelings that you will never find that special person.....or you found that person and they don't feel the same about you? It's not a very nice feeling is it? The sight of that ...
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST

Blah

Feeling blah gotta get ready for school
Posted by Even Yoda Farts on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST