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ryansayz

About Me

I am here so that I can be cool like the cool kids do!

My Interests

Guitar, drums, video games, poker, board games, birds, golf

I'd like to meet:

old friends, or rich old ladies about to croak who want to leave all their riches to a young stud like me

Music:

ehh anything but r&b or opera

Movies:

Dumb & Dumber, Something about Mary, Princess Bride, The Ususal Suspects, True Romance, Borat

Television:

24, Prison Break, CSIs, Criminal Minds, Modern Marvels, The Unit, The Ultimate Fighter

Books:

Carl Hiassen, Christopher Moore

Heroes:

Gramps

My Blog

im a gimp

well ive done it again, i broke my left wrist and severely sprained my right ankle, doing what you might ask... well the official report is hopping a fence, but yah my wrist barely hurts and its broke...
Posted by Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fill this out sucka

Your Name: Your Age: Location: Ethnicity: Job: Education: Career goal: Family Goal: What do you drive: Whats your housing situation: Siblings: Are you close with your parents: Have you eve...
Posted by Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OK New Contest

Lets see who can go the longest without making me want to shit on them
Posted by Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Contest

I do not find myspace to be a contest of how many losers i can add to my list.. nor do I find myspace to be a way of finding love or happiness or even a good time..  It's just a way for shallow p...
Posted by Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gambling

I gotta stop gambling, i lost $1500 in vegas in sept and $1100 in new orleans in oct thats alotta money i coulda used for better things
Posted by Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Orleans

im going to new orleans for the weekend to watch the bucs play the saints, but we all know im gonna be in the casinos and on bourbon street the whole time... but its gonna rain all weekend..... sooo i...
Posted by Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate hair

Ok God made man and woman, then he covers us in disgusting hair, i spend like 10 min a day shaving the damn shit off my face, chest, and nether regions. We can put a damn dork on the moon, but cant f...
Posted by Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My clothes have shit on them

Youd think that after four years of having birds a guy would know better than to let the lil fuckers on his clothes, but no i go ahead and let em poop all over the place, so that when i go to a job in...
Posted by Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST