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About Me

Okay, sit-up and take note all you potential members of my friends network. Before you even think of clicking that "add to friends" button, know this: Your application will go through a screening process similar to what the US Navy SEALS use to screen applicants, except that I have your name cross-checked with profiling psychologists, the SEALS dont. If God smiles upon you, or youre a certified hottie and are accepted, but have never acyually met Sev, you must send me a message explaining yourself, who you are, etc. (sample: Hi, Im Candy, Im 18 from NYC and I wanna be your friend so I can blow you night and day.) Something like that. Next, being accepted as a friend is a privelege, not a right, and one must treat it that way. Being added is not a "one-time deal", it is an ongoing relationship with my profile, if not myself personally. Dont think that if youre name is already up there, that it cant disappear in a matter of seconds. You only stay as long as you deserve to. I know there are many pathetic creatures that roam 'myspace' who think that collecting friends like goddamn baseball cards makes them cooler people. FALSE. The smaller your friends list, the more exclusive you are. Why mingle with the heathen masses, when you can watch from above while sipping ice-cold Dom Perignon. If you do none of this, your request will be ignored with the venomous spite it deserves. So, go ahead, click now.That I am much more than meets the eye. Most of my friends will tell you not to argue with me, because so far, nobody has been able to disprove me. I am a nice guy most of the time, but i must admit, i do enjoy being an asshole every once in a while. I am obnoxious at times, but this only serves to complement my already intriguingly eccentric personality. I speak 5 different languages, english, spanish, filipino, italian and chinese. I am worldly, and enjoy my pagan pleasures. I party hard and relish the hang-over as a war trophy. People also find me funny, especially when i get serious. I take drugs. This is me; deal with it. Essentially, I love life. It is quite fortunate that life seems to love me back. I fail to see why people insist on pursuing things that dont bring physical, spiritual or financial joy. I enjoy the finer things in life. I loathe stupidity, and therefore am constantly a disciple of knowledge. I see myself in Europe this summer, somewhere less commercial than that tourist-laden fiasco that is Paris. Maybe being stern-to on a reasonably large Benetti, sipping Veuve Clicquot in St. Barths... ahhh...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sev
Birthday: August 18, 1986
Birthplace: San Francisco, California
Current Location: Manila, Philippines
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: always the right
Your Heritage: Spanish, Filipino and Portugese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red and cream Lacoste trainers
Your Weakness: Im a lazy muthafucka...
Your Fears: only God
Your Perfect Pizza: Italian style crust, not too cheesy, light toppings, maybe just mushrooms and garlic, a bit of chilli and lots of olive oil
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A fivesome. Ive done 3, done 4... so 5 is possible, right?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Goddamn it!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: more sleep... hey, whos this next to me?!
Your Best Physical Feature: take your pick, I got everything, but the ladies like the eyes... personally I dont understand why though...
Your Bedtime: ideally, long after the sun comes up
Your Most Missed Memory: My time at the Abbey
Pepsi or Coke: Coke baby, how can you even compare soda with the greatest drug in world?!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, its a personal decision really...
Single or Group Dates: whatever... as long as were back at my place later...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea, without a fuckin doubt.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like both, chocolate when one craves for it, and vanilla when one desires something lighter on the palate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Cappuccino is for faggots and Italians.
Do you Smoke: Yes... and no, I dont think it makes me cooler.
Do you Swear: who doesnt these days. I swear to god, you cant even express proper emotion without saying "fuck" these days...
Do you Sing: uhh, not in the sense of the word. I can MC... but thats a different story.
Do you Shower Daily: yes... dont you?
Have you Been in Love: yes, once or twice, but I was able to cure it.
Do you want to go to College: what kind of fucking question is that? You might as well ask me if I want a goddamn career, or if I want to spend my life repairing shitty pick-up trucks somewhere as a fucking apprentice grease monkey.
Do you want to get Married: not really. Maybe in my 60's, just so I can continue the line and name something after me.
Do you belive in yourself: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? No, I dont have self-esteem issues thank you. I do fucking believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yes.
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no, man... Im a hedonist, pleasure comes first and health takes a back seat.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes... Id be doing 60 to life for double homicide if I didnt.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not particularly, they frighten the shit out of you when youre stoned.
Do you play an Instrument: I can play with my sex organ...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Better question: are you currently, as you read this, drinking alcohol? Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: HAVE I?!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: every day of my life for the past year, and I still function properly. Take that "anti-drug"!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. They really do beat around the bush too much.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Why yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: In fact, I have.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I love sushi, almost daily.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes. an award of some sort it, I believe it was...
In the past month have you been Dumped: no. I dont get dumped, I just kind of, drift away. Incidentally, did you know I actually forgot I had a girlfriend once?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes. Quite pleasurable when done pluraly.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, I have. The last items were several cans of spraypaint from the hardware, I believe.
Ever been Drunk: Shit man, youre talking to a veteran here.
Ever been called a Tease: No, I get to the point. Sometimes I play games, but they always come to screaming, breathtaking, shuddering conclusion.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, who hasnt these days?
Ever Shoplifted: you just asked me that, but yes, I will answer again in the affirmative.
How do you want to Die: Assault rifle in hand, firing round after searing round into an impossibly large mob of either the following: a. heavily armed Arab fanatics b. a raving group of marxists, communists, pseudo-intellectuals, post-modernists and liberals wielding scicles or c. the entire cast of "Dude Where's My Car?"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Myself, there is nobody left in the world who is greater than I to look up to.
What country would you most like to Visit: I dont know, Ive been to most of them. I would like to fly over Vietnam with the Enola Gay and show them who really won that fuckin war.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I dont really give a shit, honestly.
Favourite Hair Color: Black or brown.
Short or Long Hair: In the middle.
Height: shorter than I, preferably.
Weight: Definately slim, but no Calista Flockhearts either.
Best Clothing Style: subversively sexy, but with class and innocent charm.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont mind a girl who puffs a little lye and does a line or two, but I definately dont want some crackwhore.
Number of CDs I own: again, I refer you to my answer regarding the 'favourite eye color'.
Number of Piercings: My ex had 11, So, again, I dont really give a shit.
Number of Tattoos: cool with itb
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I wonder how many people have attempted to be really clever and say "filling out this survey"? Probabaly hundreds, even thousands... all losers. No, I regret nothing and face the future locked and loaded muthafucka.
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You are none other than Satan himself. Satan is
the adversary of God. Thus, Satan is evil
personified. Satan was allowed to set up his
own kingdom in Hell and to send out devils to
prowl the earth for converts. The demonic world
seems to have been allowed to exist for one
purpose only: to tempt humans to turn away from
God. And tempt you do my friend. You don't
care if it's male or female, as long as you
have their soul.
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My Interests

chillin, writin, rhymin, graff, taggin, herbin out, playin ball, readin, politics, scuba, cokin out, startin fights, eatin, sleepin and other unlawfull activities...LISTEN UP, THE BLOG ON MY MYSPACE IS DEAD, DISCONTINUED, OVER, FINISHED, KAPUT; UNDERSTAND? THIS IS BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH TWO BLOGS, SO TO READ MY ACTUAL BLOG HIT UP http://thelifeofsev.blogs.friendster.com/the_life_of_sev YOU WONT REGRET IT...ONCE AGAIN,THATS: http://thelifeofsev.blogs.friendster.com/the_life_of_sev

I'd like to meet:

Ive met you countless times, yet have never known you. I see you everyday, as you walk the streets, sit in your car, wait in line at Starbucks, dance near my table at a club or stand next to me in the elevator. You are different, and I know it. You are confident and know exactly what you want. You are expressive, deeper than most, and subliminaly intelligent. You speak as eloquently with your body, as you do with your lips. I react to you differently. The rest of the world passes by in a blur, but you move slowly with grace and purpose and your presence lingers long after you have left the room. You charm without even trying, and are completely unaware of your ability to turn a room-full of random people into your loyal disciples. While everyone is 'special', you are outstandingly unique. You have shimmering black hair, and the most mysterious of black eyes. Your lips promise a sweet black poison too inviting to resist, and your skin beckons with delicate warmth. Sometimes your hair is a dazzling brown that matches your timeless hazel eyes. Your smile is as timeless and beguiling as a Master's portrait. Your features are soft but dignified, and your pouty lips seduce forever those who have tasted its fruit. Your skin glows in a majestic bronze and the inexistence of a tan line tells of your bold nature. Again, sometimes you are blond, with a stunning sparkle to your hair, and eyes bluer than torqouise gleam. Your lips are pink and sultry yet sweet. Yet at times your hair is a fiery red, and your eyes; a captivating green. Though your face is ever changing, your body is always perfect, as if tailored by God to enchant me. I have slept with you many times, though never see you again. Your wit is razor sharp, and your mark indellible. You walk a thousand paths and a million different lives. I am in no rush to find you, for I see you all around me. I will find you.

Music:

Underground Hip Hop, soul, jazz, reggae, ska, old school shit, alternative, Nas, Nas, Nas, Dilated Peoples, Gangstarr, J5, Swollen Members, Heiroglyphics, Group Home, Jeru da Damaga, Common Sense, The Roots, AZ, Mobb Deep, Lake, Sublime, Sage Francis, Planet Asia, J-Roe, Wild Child, Diggable Planets, (pre-Rockafella) Talib Kweli, (pre-Chocolate Starfish) Limp Bizkit, Biggie Smalls, Big L, SMC, Epical, Ampon, just a bit of left, Blackalicious, Afu-Ra, Ghostface, Reakwon, Fugees, Black Thought, Oasis, the GC crew, RHP, Aesop Rock, DJ Shadow, Don Q, Jedi Mind Tricks, Necro, Scribe, DJ Krush, DJ Cam, Caliph 8, Tiesto, select house, Immortal Technique, Last Emperor and all of the rest...

Movies:

The Boondock Saints The Virgin Suicides KIDS Requiem For A Dream Elephant Pulp Fiction Lord of War About A Boy The Rules of Attraction Spun One Big Trip Freestyle: The Art of Rhyme Truth or Consequences, NMAnything with Fuckin Kiefer Mutherfuckin Sutherland, Steven Seagal, Ahhhnie, De Niro, Chuck Fuckin Norris, Eddie Murphy (except his shitty movies, yeah you know which ones they are...), Bruce Willis, Van Damme, Pacino, Pesci, Ed Norton, Nic "the mutherfuckin man" Cage, Sir Sean Connery, Billy Connoly, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Willem Dafoe, Tommy Lee Jones, Clint "the enforcer" Eastwood, Kirsten Dunst, The Travoltster and my man Stallone.

Television:

I dont particularly watch too much television these days. Basketball games, assorted cartoons, The Sopranos, The O'Reilly Factor, Family Guy... I havent watched MTV in 3 years and going... yeah.
You Are... Murphy MacManus.

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Books:

Theres a lot, to be honest. So im a drop a few...Blood and Gold The Five People You Meet In Heaven The Virgin Suicides The Prince etc...

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan - because if it weren't for him, the world would be one big fuckin mushroom cloud. Marquiss De Sade - Because he made it socially acceptable to be sexually depraved. Rush Limbaugh - For his ability to kill liberalism on the spot with decisive rhetoric. Tony Montana (Scarface) - For his uncanny passion and determinaton in all his undertakings, whether it be running a drug empire, committing murder or just refusing to die even after taking more lead than body mass.