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daniel 839

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About Me

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Myspace Extended Network Banner Makerther are some things you may have not known about the tuasmiester so read. daniel enjoys long walks on beaches, star gazzing, descovering mathemathical errors in newtons theories,out doing his previouse i.q score of 140, writing poems, singing for local choir, sorting socks and keeping his room neet and tidy, daniel does not drink nither does he go out or use any elicit drugs, some times he goes out to watch enriching movies. he also enjoys chess, knitting and doing house chores." I am good at every thing. yes you wread right every thing. every single thing... croquet? yea! i kick ass at that too. lawn bowling? yea! sand castle building? yes!!"
An evil mother, aren't you? You're an unholy,
blood-sucking undead deamon of the night.
You are a walking corpse trying to cause pain
and suffering to every living thing you come
across. Yet, for some reason, you're also
insanely popular with the ladies or gents,
whichever you think you're in the mood for
tonight.
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The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! - A Survey of Your Life
* So Basically... *
Name?: daniel
Age?: tuason
Sex?: dude
Birth Date?: jan,1,1989
Hair Color?: blackish
Eye Color?: brown
Height?: 6,7
Weight?: 140
Body Type?: tank!
Piercings?: are for fags! and chicks
Tattoos?: im not a bikee
What are you wearing right now?: nothing
Hair style at the moment?: long
* Favorites *
Soda?: coke
Food?: polo club pad thai
Drink?: mango juice
Alcoholic Drink?: scotch on the rocks double black!
Time of day?: 2:30 am
Season?: winter
Day of the week?: saturday
Song at the moment?: forever young
Band/Artist?: imortal technique
Book?: WHATS A BOOK?
Subject in school?: economics
Place in the USA?: new mexico
Place outside the USA?: manila
Color?: green,black,violet
Style of clothes?: my own
Store?: ralph,crombie & fitch
Mall?: rock well
City?: manila
Website?: www.free por... jokes!! hotmail
Magazine?: home and guar... psyche! trans world skate
Kind of pet?: trouser snake
* Worst *
Place to be?: school hunters hill, new port!!!
Class in school?: math
Time of dayr?: wake up time
Season?: summer
Kind of pet?: dog
Drink?: tequila
Food?: spice
Mall?: S.M.
Store?: target
Style of clothes?: wiggers
Celebrity?: nicole kidman
Color?: gold
Book?: all
Type of music?: hard core rock, clssical, opera
Website?: school website
Magazine?: bazar
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: 8:00 am in school/ 2 to 3 pm manila
What is your first thought?: fuck!.... school/ bad sun light!!! bad!!!
What do you do first?: shower/ eat then smoke
What's your usual outfit?: pants, long sleev and a tie/ boxers
What's the first class of the day?: it changes
When does school end?: 3:30 pm
Do you see your friends?: i live with them/ i hang out with them in manila
What do you do when you get home?: party!
What time do you go to bed?: 11 pm at school/ 6-10 am manila
* Do you...*: i dont know what that means but il say yes
Brush your teeth daily?: yup
Brush your hair daily?: i think so
Shower daily?: ya
Sing?: no!!
Dance?: not by myslef and shit! with chicks ya
Party?: fuck ya!
Get drunk?: no shit!
Have sex?: uhu!
Read books?: fuck no!
Listening to music a lot?: ya
Read magazines?: not realy
Go online a lot?: you could say that
Stay on AIM all day even with an away message?: not realy
Have a religion?: yes to party!/ christianity
Have an IPod?: yes
Want an IPod?: i wouldent mind another one
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?: nope!
Play an instrument?: yes 9mm semi-auto to auto
Get sick a lot?: dipends wich way drunk?
Watch TV?: not realy
Like MTV?: ya
Like VH1?: its ok
Like the History Channel?: fuck no "i am history!"
Have Digital Cable?: ya
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: i dont know i dont count i got beter shit to do
Listen to the radio?: no! primative fuck!
Still use your CD player?: no!
Stalk people?: yes all the time its my hobbie NOT!!!
Have more than 200 buddies on your Buddy List?: ya what can i say i am prity popular hahahah jokes! but seriusly
Have dial-up internet?: no!
Have AOL?: na
Know HTML?: high times mailing list
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: i think..
Get H's in honors classes?: im not in a honor class
* Music *
Do you listen to Rap?: yes
R & B?: kind of
Blues and/or Jazz?: ya when its on
Classical?: fuck no
Pop?: uhh back street boys ahahahah NO!!!!
Country?: nope!
Emo/Scremo?: shit no!
Heavy Metal?: na not realy
Christian?: no
Techno?: fuck no house! burn it down!!
Reggae?: yes the bob!
Broadway Musical songs?: ya with that you become labeld gay! NO!!
Oldies?: NO!!!
* In A Boyfriend/Girlfriend *
Hair color?: all
Eye color?: all
Tattoos?: no fuck no unless its kinky
Piercings?: kinky! i like it not to many though a special one is ok
Favorite Music?: any
Style of clothing?: the less the better
Body Type?: more cushion for the pushing!! NOT!!
Personality or Looks?: not realy hot
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: no way dude! must be hot
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: no never i dont do that kind of thang im the tuasmiester!
Does size matter?: i dont know im not a chick.
Do they have to be popular?: notoriuse & famouse hahah
Does the guy ask the girl or the other way around?: it doesent matter to me i dont plan shit happens
Where do you go on the first date?: my house jokes!! i dont know tuasmiester dosnt work that way
Kiss on the first date?: preferabley id go for it
Sex on the first date?: preferabley hahaha
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: yes all the time
Are you eating something?: no
Are you drinking something?: yes scotch on the rocks
Are you IMing anyone?: no
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: no!
Are you talking face to face with someone?: no how could i do all this at one time!
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there?: im at school
What song are you listening to?: nonE!
What are you watching on TV?: no how can i do all this shit at one time!
What other websites do you have open?: google
Why are you taking this survey?: im board and so i can have interesting shit on my site
Where are you going to post it?: myspace
What are you going to do after this?: go to my dorm and tees some people
* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: kind of not wen im wasted though
The afterlife?: i think so
Aliens?: no
God?: yes
The devil?: hahah in the mirror
Heaven?: ya my bed
Hell?: alcohol ban
Scientology?: no freake!
Hinduism?: no!
Buddhism?: no!
Christianity?: kind of!
Taoism?: no!
Judism?: yes!
Jesus?: yes his my bro!
Nothing?: ya ithink so!
Reincarnation?: ya as hue hefner
Yourself?: dam strate the tuasmeister! hahaha
* Randoms *
Have you been on an airplane before?: all the time
Where were you going?: australia
Have you been to another country?: yup
Have you ever went to another country with your friends?: yes
Have you ever partied in another country?: all the time dude! international facilitator
Have you ever went on a roadtrip with your friends?: wake trip every once in a while
Ever stayed online more than 10 hours straight?: no geek!
Pretended to like someone just to get popular?: no that shit doesent work
Talked about someone behind their back?: ya hahah not to about friends though
Had someone talk about you behind your back?: yes how sick i am!
Been in a fight online?: yes with this german guy
Been in a fight face to face?: yup i kicked ass hahahah
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you?: yes
Been called a bitch?: no that hurts!
Been called a slut/whore?: yes i must admit!!! hahah
Been to Australia?: ya all the time
Do you like snakes?: no exept my trouser snake
Ever cried to get your own way?: yes
Ever broken a bone?: nope
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week?: yes
Ever had serious surgery?: no not realy
Ever looked a porn online?: yes!!!
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores?: fuck ya
Ever bought clothes at Walmart?: no povo!
Ever gotten clothes from the Salvation Army?: no! bum!
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?: yes
Ever been on stage for any reason?: ya
Ever been in a play?: yes as a tree
Ever been in a choir?: in a church choir once for one song
Ever been in a band?: nope
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument?: yes 9mm semi auto
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax?: yes hahahahaha ouch!
Waxed your eyebrows?: no!
Waxed your legs?: for shits and giggles!
Cut yourself shaving?: nope
Have you ever died?: fuck ya all the time
Was this survey an good at all?: fucking long!
What time is it right now?: 9:30 pm
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My Interests

skate boarding,wake boarding,snow boarding,surfing buming around?...

I'd like to meet:

no squares, no fags, no gimps, the baggage is to be left at the door.

Music:

hip-hop,rock, rasta etc. imortal technique, nas, pac, killers, blink, sum 41, greenday, bob, xavier rudd,

Movies:

how high,fast times at ridgmond high,happy gilmor,finding nimo,...............................tuns and tuns more.............................................

Television:

dave chapelle show, south park, simpsons, bay watch, laguna beach " when im drunk only", family guy, viva la bam, jack ass,

Books:

books are for geeks! although iv read charlie and the chocolate factory so im not illiterate!

Heroes:

fidel castro, pablo escobar ,cat woman, fat albert, david hasselhoff, pamela anderson, shaquil o neil, tony montana

My Blog

day to day living

well if your reading this your probably anxious to know what grate things iv done lately. ok, so this weekend i was like at  a party in this godforsaken place called "pimble" party was 2/10 but a...
Posted by daniel 839 on Wed, 31 May 2006 02:40:00 PST

what i wat for christmas! no not that!

shit iv finaly found what i want for christmas this year. scrap the mail order kazakistani wife i want jihad joe! yea! ...
Posted by daniel 839 on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:05:00 PST

The tragedy of my week

My fabulous week has been going grate I have currently had 24 and a half hours of study in three days. The better part about it is this gay exam schedule lasts till next Wednesday. This would not be s...
Posted by daniel 839 on Thu, 11 May 2006 04:03:00 PST

chuck

do you know Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!!! if your wondering why im not posting chuck norris facts as frequently as you would like its because its prity much dead already cuz there all these loos...
Posted by daniel 839 on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 08:35:00 PST

chuck

im starting to think you guys are actualy enjoying my elaborately posted chuck norris jokes. any way here are more. hahahah soon none of you will be able to live without atleast hearing one chuck norr...
Posted by daniel 839 on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:20:00 PST

chuck

guns dont kill people chuck norris does! chuck doesent have to chew when he eats!did you know chuck has never used a toilet. did you know chuck can belive its not butter! ...
Posted by daniel 839 on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:14:00 PST

chuck norris

Well I see not a lot of people share the same enthusiasm as I do with chuck Norris. Not to worry though it requires an acquired taste so if you don't like it you can go fuck a goat you fucking cunt be...
Posted by daniel 839 on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 12:24:00 PST

my calling to life

i have finaly found my calling to life chuck norris jokes every day im guna post my favorit. yes i have nothing better to do no iam not going to jump of a cliff.when the boogie man goes to sleep he c...
Posted by daniel 839 on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:38:00 PST