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About Me

There are times when it's just not possible to make people feel better about themselves. If you really want to see results, try to make them feel worse.

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My Interests

I believe 2008 is the year of the zombie. I believe that we should all practice walking a little faster because when the time comes... i believe that is what will seperate us from becoming them.

I'd like to meet:

tall skinny men who laugh loudly when alone.

Movies:

i like that old movie where they made it look like a man lands on the moon and he walks around and puts a flag in the ground and then says that he takes giant leaps. and other science fiction...

Television:

the commies are putting flash images into our t.v. programing and thats not just what i think, that is what they told me to think. so please enjoy this commie free t.v

Books:

mostly i enjoy enjoy pamphlets and signs.

Heroes:

this Ninja-

He could defend my honor anyday! And then to pay him back I would neck with him for like a really long time and it would be totally neat!

My Blog

thing about the mum...

today i called my mom. i asked her how her special day was going. she said that she had gone to elmers for dinner. elmers is a small town midwest novelty where you order the type of meat you want, ho...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:14:00 PST

verbatim

him:i am gonna shave my mustache tonight.madaline: is it because i have been making fun of you behind your back?him: um... ... no...madaline: is it because everyone is making fun of you behind y...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:18:00 PST

dulls

i found my self on a rough daywalking to the liquor storegrab something to take the edge off ask for a tequila usually it goes, "no, the cheaper one... but the bigger bottle" and when the little forei...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:00:00 PST

empty bed

i slept on the sofa last nighttrying to settle in my mindis it better to be in a relationship and have to sleep on the sofaor is it better to sleep on the sofa and wish you were in a relationship wh...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST

keeping me down

it just became clear to methat my dogs only purpose is to ensure that i come home every so often. with out the threat of peepee on my hard wood floori might not come back to this jointi guess its the ...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:26:00 PST

caution

shooting bb guns in the house cause wall holes and scares the dog.
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:40:00 PST

Christmas Shopping List (for you to get me)

Here is a preliminarily Christmas list for you to use as a guideline. I will be waiting until after Christmas to post a comprehensive list. i need to see what i all i am getting first so i can see w...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:47:00 PST

you would never have guessed.

my dogs feet really stink. you really wouldnt notice it, but when you take your finger and dig in between the pads and then smell your finger... its awful. it made me want to puke. actually WANT to...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:27:00 PST

stray cat slut

so upon returning to my cottage this evening...i passed a tom cat sitting on my neighbours step. he was stalking something rustling in the ivy below him. suddenly, faster than a flying sneeze, a cut...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:23:00 PST

Justice Prevails! and by "justice", i mean me.

To all who are following the dramatic and titillating court case of madaline's rental house vs. the dirty butt bag tenants who put a hole in the top of it, here is an up date...i won.now i hate to be ...
Posted by the girl in your trunk on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:29:00 PST