†THREAT †'s Sanctuary
About me:
Just a 6'5", 286lb. pro-wrestling superstar reppin' for So. Cali, and tha darkside .
I'm training at the Arco® Olympic Training Center to prime myself for my opportunity to show WWE what I can do for them. Just look at me, it's obvious that neither you nor anyone else can stop me.
The DarkViolence.com Staff runs my myspace, but I read all messages & comments and try to reply to all of my myspace freaks when I have time.
... 20,000+ youTube viewers in the 1st month...
Smackdown vs. Raw 2008: The Movie
Look who's starring in what might be the
#1 Pro-Wrestling Video Game Music Video on the Planet...
(Click game screen to watch the movie in high-quality mode.)
Click here to watch it on the YouTubes.
Follow Threat in his hunt for the highest accolade in pro-wrestling: WWE Legend Status. He'll wage war throughout all 4 WWE TV programs & tons of PPV events, but he'll need some help from his friends as he faces the toughest WWE Superstars the world has ever known, from the present AND from WWE's dark past...
THIS VIDEO FEATURES: Original storylines, a kickass soundtrack, music/lyric driven editing, and a surprise finale that ties the entire video together!
RATING: [MA-17] Human blood, weapon violence, violence towards women, electrocution, suggested murder, wrestling moves if mimicked by untrained persons may result in paralysis, serious and/or permanent injury, or DEATH. Parental discretion is advised.
STARRING:
Threat
"Big Nasty" Eric Watts
Nikki "Baby V" Cambeilh
ALSO STARRING: MVP, Degeneration X (Shawn Michaels && Triple H), Randy Orton, Carlito... but WHERE IS Threat's half-cousin, Demonica Deadwater?!?
CO-STARRING: Armando Estrada, Chavo Guererro, CM Punk, Cryme Tyme (Shad && JTG), Edge, Elijah Burke, Finlay, Gregory Helms, JBL, John Cena, Kane, Kenny Dykstra, La Parka, Mark Henry, Mr. Kennedy, Rey Mysterio, Sandman, Shane McMahon, Snitsky, Team Xtreme (Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy & Lita), Teddy Long, The Great Khali, The Undertaker, Tommy Dreamer, Umaga, Vince McMahon, William Regal
DIVAS: Ashley, Candice Michelle, Kelly Kelly, Melina, Michelle McCool, Mickie James, Torrie Wilson
LEGENDS: Hulk Hogan, Hart Foundation (Bret Hart && Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart), Mick Foley, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Terry Funk, The Rock
CELEBRITY APPEARANCES BY: Britney Spears, Lil' Wayne
ALSO: Nick Patrick (Referee), Lillian Garcia (Ring Announcer), Joey Styles
Don't trip out on any messes on this page that'll be showing up this week... THIS OLD LAYOUT IS DEAD. In it's place will rise a graveyard that will remain as Threat's myspace layout until THREAT IS ONE DEAD NXGGA.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
THREAT SCREWED OUT OF TITLE SHOT, REMAINS UNDEFEATED AFTER DESTROYING "PRECIOUS" RIC ELLIS TO REMAIN NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR WCWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
"May 31st, 2008, will be the day that everyone on the myspaces remembers as the day a WWE Superstar paid money to avoid facing ME in the ring" , boasted a scorned Threat who arrived at the Knights of Pythias Hall in National City, CA to find he was mysteriously removed from the main event in favor of Johnny Goodtime, and instead faced off against 5'6", 156lb. "Precious" Ric Ellis.
In what was considered WCWA's Match of the Night, Threat & Demonica Deadwater PUMMELED the upstart rookie Ellis and while doing so, all three entertained the crowd throughout the entire fight. Ellis hit an AMAZING 450 splash on Threat but it wasn't enough to keep him down. Ellis also unloaded the stiffest barrage of face punches of the entire night. Demonica Deadwater took an opportunity to beatdown a worn Ellis outside the ring as Threat distracted the referee by complaining of "illegal kicks to the pancreas". Threat unloaded a never-before-seen arsenal of power moves (well, you've seen his new arsenal if you watched the now World Famous "Smackdown vs. Raw 2008: The Movie" ) and as always, erupted the crowd with his dark humor.
Although Threat's physical appearance was nothing short of a serious prospect for the WWE Superstar roster, his cardio endurance had something left to be desired. At one point in the middle of the match, Threat was so tired, he left the ring begging to know where the "Gatorade table" was. World famous DJ and future brother-in-law DJR2 (EK Party Rockers, entkings.com) had a half-dranken bottle of G2 and tossed it to Threat, who drank it at ringside:
After complaining about his "myspace freaks" being dissapointed because they couldn't download a video of him fighting Aguilera for the championship, and getting help from Demonica who knocked his opponent off balance, Threat scored the victory and kept his undefeated streak alive by finishing off Ellis with THE DARKEST, MOST DEVASTATING, UNUSUALLY VICIOUS FINISHING MOVE IN PRO-WRESTLING: The Dreamkiller (super chokeslam off the top rope)...
Later in the night, after Aguilera successfully defended the WCWA Championship by outlasting Johnny Goodtime in a 20-minute slugfest, Threat & Demonica came out and demanded to know why Aguilera "paid WCWA brass to duck out" of his match against him.
WTF? WHY THE BISEXUALLY-TILTED COMMENT?
Threat berated Aguilera in front of the fans in attendance, then told him that at the next show, Aguilera could bring his sweetheart with him (Johnny Goodtime), because Goodtime was, "kinda hot". Goodtime was shocked and hopped out of the ring, apparently disgusted at Threat's random comment. The crowd began chanting, "That was gay! That was gay!"
When asked why he made such a homo-erotic statement in front of the crowd, Threat replied with, "I was bored.".
Threat's girlfriend/cameragirl, Nikki "Baby V" Cambeilh , found his off-color remark hilarious and told the DarkViolence.com Staff, "Threat sooooo doesn't like guys... he's such a poser."
Thursday, May 22, 2008
THREAT TO HEADLINE WCWA SHOW IN SAN DIEGO AGAINST THE WWE SUPERSTAR WHO STABBED JOHN CENA!
Before he leaves to take his big shot at becoming a full-time WWE Superstar, Threat has signed a contract with World Class Wrestling Alliance to wrestle for them locally as one of their main event superstars.
Threat's girlfriend ( Nikki "Baby V" Cambeilh ) will be at ringside as his official THREAT TV cameragirl along with his half-cousin/manager Demonica Deadwater in what will be the show's main event- a WCWA World Heavyweight Championship match against WWE Superstar Carlito's former bodyguard... the man who STABBED John Cena but was never prosecuted for it- Aaron "Jesus" Aguilera.
When asked his thoughts on this HUGE upcoming match, Threat had this to say:
"...it's about fxckin' time. I knew I could count on WCWA brass to give me an opportunity to get in the ring against one of biggest, baddest thugs WWE has ever seen.
For my myspace freaks out there who don't already know... Aguilera is on indefinite suspension from WWE for shanking John Cena, he was tough enough to throwdown in an MMA fight against world-renowned Butterbean , he's so athletic that he's a celebrity TV trainer, and he's the current WCWA World Heavyweight Champion.
The only problem for him is that although Aguilera used to bodyguard for Carlito back-in-the-days... I USED TO BODYGUARD FOR AGUILERA, BACK-IN-THE-DAYS.
Yeah, that's me in that picture on the KUSI-TV 9/51 News, bragging about how I choked out WWE Superstar "The Patriot" in the parking lot at the San Diego Int'l Airport. I did that for Aguilera since The Patriot was to be his opponent at the San Diego County Fair the next day. He paid me $1,250 cash. When the next day came, who was out there on TV softening up The Patriot, AGAIN, in front of 10,000's of fans?
...that would be ME, NXGGA.
The main difference between Aguilera and I now is I've put on 50 pounds of muscle since then and he hasn't, I don't have a starring role on a CMT reality show like he does , and I sure as all Hell ain't gonna run from him like those lil punk bxtches from the cell phone companies who stole his mutt .
I got nothing to lose and everything to gain from this main event championship match. I'm the most dangerous type of person there is- I'm a 286lb. monster with nothing to lose. I can't say the same for Aguilera... so he might be better looking than me, richer than me, more famous than me, and more respected as a wrestler than me... but the dark truth is... he is NO THREAT."
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° ° Threat is UNDEFEATED in 2008 ° °
Come out IN JUNE and watch him fight a notorious WWE Superstar... for Championship Gold!!!
WCWA Presents...
"Friday Night Live"
* * WCWA World Championship * *
Main Event Match:
Threat w/Demonica Deadwater
vs.
Aaron "Jesus" Aguilera (Champ)
Threat TV Cameragirl: Baby V
Friday, June 27, 2008
7pm Bell Time
Knights of Pythias Hall
200 E. Plaza Blvd
National City, CA
Tickets are $10 in advance, $13 at the door.
Ticket info coming soon.
(This match will be recorded in it's entirety and added to Threat's highlight DVD to be viewed by WWE Talent Development Dept.)
Sunday, May 18, 2008
NEW PHOTOS OF THREAT, NEW MYSPACE LAYOUT & TOPLIST ALL ARRIVE NEXT WEEK
(click photo to enlarge)
You've seen how Threat stacks up to the rest of the WWE roster by watching the 2008 Smackdown vs. Raw Music Video , but what you don't know is that Threat's video game character is actually smaller than his real-life counterpart.
Look at the photo above- Threat has no muscle pump on, nor any oil or any other bodybuilding tricks to appear as large and muscular as possible, so he's the same size as his video game character- COLD. Wait until you see Threat in photos where he is primed for performance... HE'S FXCKIN' HUGE! The body fat he had been carrying since 2006 (a side effect of taking Zyprexa®)... MELTED AWAY COMPLETELY.
"Camera ready" photos of Threat arrive next week...
Threat's brand-new graveyard-themed myspace layout arrives late next week, too.
RUMORVILLE HAS RETURNED!!!
THREAT'S MYSPACE JUST GOT AN INJECTION OF BUZZ
Threat to wrestle Kenny Dykstra in exhibition match?
Threat's girlfriend is taking illegal fertility drugs?
Demonica Deadwater is pregnant?
Threat caught cheating on his gf with a Starbucks® employee?
WWE to sign Threat to a 1-year, $3M rookie contract?
Girl gets pregs @ Swinger's Night, now has unknown baby Daddy?
Is it true?? Or is it just a rumor?
Return to Threat's Myspace every day and find out!
OUCH! SICK WRESTLING MOVE!
ROBBY PHOENIX PUTS THREAT OUT OF COMMISSION FOR REMAINDER OF 2007, SEE HOW:
(Click player to watch)
*SPOILER*: THE NEW THREAT MERCHANDISE LOGO
Wanna prove you're as mean, badass, and unbeatable as Threat? HERE'S YOUR SHOT, SO GET DRUNK WITH POWER AND JACK SOMEONE UP WHILE BRANDISHING THIS LOGO:
View Men's T-Shirt
View Chick's V-Neck Top
View Voluptuous Chick's Top
View Voluptuous Chick's V-Neck Top
Just like when it comes to socking people in the face, Threat doesn't discriminate against the ladies. He demanded the DarkViolence Merchandising Team have tops created for the thick, stacked, full-figured female Threat fans too... (score +50 Charm Points for our Hometown Horror), and as always, there's jailbait sizes for the skinny minnie female Threat fans.
New merchandise goes on sale this year!
This is how you get
BLUNT LARYNGEAL TRAUMA
(...and a trip to USC Medical Center)
(Click to play video)
Coming '08: Threat on Cable TV
Which wrestling show? Which night? Which channel?
I can't reveal any details just yet due to a confidentiality clause in my contract, but yeah, get ready to see your hometown horror weekly on cable TV. The opportunities just keep lining up for me and you'll get the first word on what's next for me right here on my myspace and at DarkViolence.com - The Official THREAT Fan Site .
The Video That Started a Legacy...
The Original WWE Smackdown vs. Raw Movie starring THREAT
(Click video player to watch video...)
Click here to watch on youTube.
KILL OFF YOUR BIRTH NAME.
^ I programmed this Goth Name Generator... try it.
Current Weather in Halo Falls, CA: Yeah, I live in the fxcking wilderness. The only place in San Diego where it snows... nothing but forest and mountains for miles.
Everyone has had their chance to show the world
what they can do. Now it's my turn. Bookmark my myspace.
Watch me make millions and still return comments.
Country Music SUXX
...but this song/video is about my girlfriend, so it
KICKS FXCKIN' SERIOUS ASS...
