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Amanda Warzone

if the ocean were whisky and i were a duck, i'd swim to the bottom and never come up.

About Me

CRAZY LIQUOR AND CHEESEBURGER PARTIES!

My Interests

pinner jays, liquor, i am the liquor, googs, cocksuckahs, dick mongers, chickenheads, bridgeport-free chicago

I'd like to meet:

corey and trevor.

Music:

roots reggae, blink 182's dude ranch, b boys, bad brains, flipper, jackson 5, cajun gems (fer real! so pretty!), 60s SURF ROCK!!!!

Movies:


oh, and "MAMA MAMA! I AM IN LOOOOOOVE WITH KATERINNNNA!"

Books:

books about music history.

Heroes:

people who do what they want.

My Blog

SPRING BAKED!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

okay, so i know we all like to drink, but...

when my canvas bag (WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A TRASH BAG) is tucked behind a corner at a party, please don't stick your drippy empty beer cans in it. to remedy the situation? stick unopened beer cans ...
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

i'm sitting next to a girl...

who's having a super duper freakout on her computer!!!cursing and weeping and everything.better than cable!
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST

emus

someone else has an emu tattoo. i don't know how i feel about this.  it sure is beautiful, though. http://z.about.com/d/tattoo/1/0/q/3/1/121105a.jpg...
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

Suck on a fucking lozenge, you douchebag!

i'm in the writing center computer lab in the congress building and this dude sitting to my right won't stop hacking away.  he's been clearing his throat and coughing for the past 20 minutes.&nbs...
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

Poll

Should Amanda get drunk by herself at her parents' house while she's still sick? 1.  Yes!; 2.  No!; 3.  Duhhh.
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:27:00 PST

Since I'm sick...

and I can't do much of anything else, I've spent most of my first full day in New Jersey watching television and "surfing" the internet.  I would love to go outside and breath in spring...
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:16:00 PST

fuck you guys.

    thanks for all the white trash ideas, assholes.
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:18:00 PST

white trash

so, i have this new found desire to try and be as white trash as possible...i think it'll give me the edge i'm looking for.  any ideas?
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:50:00 PST

FINAL DESTINATION THREE?!?!?!

okay, so my father and i went to a matinee showing of "the ringer".  yeah yeah blah blah mentally handicapped people and the asshole from jackass.  the best part about going, though, was tha...
Posted by Amanda Warzone on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:28:00 PST