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Bill

beer is the reason we get up each afternoon.

About Me

i have a bellybutton. i love to play water polo and ultimate frisbee. i just graduated from mizzou. im trying to find a job in the "real world" but until then i shall continue bumming around columbia working in the mall and going out every night. i dont want to grow up. every person you meet, you're either supposed to learn from, or touch. naps are awesome. i love red hair and girls that wear white pants. and i love girls that drink beer.it says im an aries, but im really a taurus
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bill
Birthday: 4-20-82
Birthplace: StL
Current Location: CoMo
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, except golf and hockey
Your Heritage: European mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reefs
Your Weakness: red hair, white pants, both on girls
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a real job, pay off my credit card debt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahahahaha, and smileys
Thoughts First Waking Up: fucking alarm
Your Best Physical Feature: smile
Your Bedtime: 3am
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: i hate coffee
Do you Smoke: negative
Do you Swear: indeed
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: i think so
Do you want to go to College: graduated with 2 degrees
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: to a certain extent
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: i can whistle really well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what a dumb question
In the past month have you Smoked: only smoke rings when im drunk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i guess you could call it a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i work in a mall...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, i can only eat about 5 of them then i feel sick
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont like sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: kinda
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: plead the 5th
Ever been Drunk: another dumb question
Ever been called a Tease: not per se
Ever been Beaten up: yeah :(
Ever Shoplifted: 5th
How do you want to Die: in my sleep or doing something insanely stupid and exciting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: italy again, france again, or austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: silver
Favourite Hair Color: RED!
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: short preferably, or about my height. it really doesnt matter
Weight: someone i can carry
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2, 3 if you count alcohol
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: none yet, but i have some ideas
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many :-/
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My Interests

piercings, naps, cliff jumping, girls who drink beer, house parties, water polo, ultimate frisbee, sleeping, drinking, friends, working out, sleeping, Buffalo Wild Wings, Big 12, Harpos, McNallys, Willies, beer, dollar bottles, midget porn

I'd like to meet:

anybody and everybody. i am a social whore, and i want to meet you. you think i'm kidding. i'm not kidding.

Music:

electronica and rap

Movies:

super troopers, chris farley, adam sandler, the rock, gladiator

Television:

south park, simpsons, adult swim, celebrety jeopardy

Books:

i dont know how to read :(

Heroes:

ron jeremy, but not cuz of the fact that he'll fuck anything

My Blog

just a few quotes i like

"I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I can not sleep away." -Modest Mouse Beer is the reason we get up each afternoon. Every person you meet, you're either supposed to learn from, or touch. "...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking cops

they always bust shit up. and mostly when you dont want them too...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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i like to post about thing that piss me off. that is all.
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking finals

i should care but i dont. my first final is in about 7 hours but i think im gonna go to subway and get some food instead of studying some more. meh. i will be glad when finals are over so i can contin...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST