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wak-a-mole

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when not in uniform i can usually be found neck deep in some slightly stupid project. that or telling bad jokes. i know like a million. i think i would make a good pet. I CAN PEE STANDING! and i love spicy food.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

the dark ages...hand drum rhythms...the outdoors...necrophilobestialsodomy (anal sex with dead animals (not really)(no wait, really!))...shhhh, just shut your damn mouth...all beef hot dogs...pretty much anything hand made...my girlfriends butt...breakin' shtuff...horror movies (the cheesier the better)...imported beer...did i mention necrophilobestialsodomy?...cookin with my wok...killing poor defenseless fuzzy animals and makin hats out of them...microbrew beer...really comfortable shoes...designing my own garb...eating spicy food...homemade beer...

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I'd like to meet:

lo pan, billy drago(that creepy mthrfkr), and george washington carver cause i reeeeaaaallly love peanuts.
Your Fortune Is
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Music:

i listen to hard rock, classic, 90's and some nu metal, old punk, irish drinking songs, middle eastern and african hand drum rhythms, gothic industrial, and countless random stuff What JTHM moment are you?
Walking....stop pacing about the room and make up your mind already.
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Movies:

mostly i enjoy b list horror movies(anything bruce campbell, dead alive, dead and rotting, jigsaw, massacre, and pretty much anything by fullmoon studios or brain damage productions), action movies with a point(equilibrium, the matrix trilogy, ultra violet), and alot of odd comedies(anything monty python, the princess bride, that kind of stuff)

Television:

i dont watch much usually, but when i do its usually tcm for old westerns (mostly the spaghetti type), the food network, tlc for the surgery shows, and the discovery channel(cause i love it when the gazelle doesn't get away)

Books:

kurt vonnegut, joseph heller, stephen king, poe, anne rice, shakespeare(the twisted bastard, i mean bard), j d salinger, jhonnen vasquez, and webster, y' know the guy who wrote the dictionary

Heroes:

kurt vonnegut, stephen king, joseph heller, because they found a way to profit from their own madness

My Blog

sucky!

florida weather is totally schitzophrenic... this morning it was warm.... like really warm and humid like.... round 8 the clouds rolled in it started to get cold.... wind picked up then after the clou...
Posted by wak-a-mole on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:07:00 PST

arrg head gonna splode!!

today was long.... i am tired and hungry and i want beer but im feelin lazy so i probably wont go out any time soon.  probably gonna go out to the gazebo to see if any of my neighbors are out...
Posted by wak-a-mole on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:36:00 PST