Sweatshirt Fetus Head reserves the right to post any quote remotely relating to this band, said by any person, place, or thing, at any given time, from any given source, be it spoken, written, recorded, etc.
"Sweatshirt Fetus Head is like urinating in a homeless man's soup"
- Kevin N.
"Interesting, sounds like you guys are hitting pots and pans screaming; creative nonetheless"
-Shawna M.
"This Rocks"
-Anthony
"It's Fabulous"
-Sarah G.
"It's shocking"
-Jim B.
"I was laughing my balls off the whole time. If that was your original intent then you did it well because it is fucking hilarious. I love it!"
-Evan J.
"That's some crazy shit"
-Ryan
"Fetus Head is to Music as God is to Music"
-Mike
"ah, ah. DAMN IT IM NOT IN CLASS, I DONT HAVE TO THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111"
-Andy M.
"Metal heads and nut busters, beware! this is beyond metal, beyond the periodic table, beyond music.....its called Sweatshirt Fetus Head"
-69 Mustache Convertible
"This is beyond plastic and beyond rubber- IT'S FRICKIN' PLUBBER!"
-David K.
"ok i really don't care. and ur like a freak. so yea"
-Megan
"sweatshirt fetus head is delicious like the jello it pays homage to"
-Evan J.
"sweatshirt fetus head is kid tested, mother approved."
-Gerry S.
"I'm proud to hear that something of this magnitude of pure genius and greatness came out of the great 'ole state of illinois. i bet abraham lincoln would be proud of you too."
-cooly
"Trust your bagels....and the continuous musical orgasm from the incendiary Sweatshirt Fetus Head"
-Melissa
"Sweatshirt fetus head? I'm somewhat indifferent to sweatshirt fetus head."
-SmarterChild
"sweatshirt fetus head is kinda like what your finger would smell like if you scratched a fat man's asscrack."
-kumagai
"I'm walking on the Baguette Avenue, The sun is shinning with Jack Nicholson, My moustache is my passport, I have a little sexy coconut chocolat béret,My cock and my knife in a Sac banane, My journey is like a cumshot in a love bottle of wine"
-Jean-Nez
"Sweatshirt Fetus Head is now my friend. They are the most deleted band on myspace. I will never delete them from my friends list because their music is filled with emotion. It really shits rocks. Like a dirty housefly in heat. I once asked Barry Gibb of the BeeGees, "What is the key to songwriting?"
To which he replied, "Recording at 24 bits. And emotion."
To which I replied,"But Mister Gibb, If you poster my page with shit I will seriously give you the beat down. You have no idea. I won't ever delete you from my friends list. I'll keep my word on that. But there are lots of worse things you could do to somebody than delete them from your friends list."
-Shiteve Biloba
"Your song has been rejected because of the following reasons: Slanderous and libelous lyrics, inappropriate song title, inappropriate lyrics, racial slurs"
-Bodog Battle of the Bands
"Thanks for finding me, ya guys! You won't be deleted from my myspace, that's for damn sure! Like the humour. Seems these days, it must be cool to be an anal fuckin' asshole, ya know? Good friends you are, now. Keep it up. :D :D :D"
-Johny Krispie's
"Damn! Incredibly retarted musical masterbation. Wow!"
-A is for Arthur
"YOUR NAME KICKS ASS , MUCH PROPS FROM AZ."
-Jr.
"Sweatshirt Fetus Head, Will you marry me?"
-Saucepan Lady
"Your music changed my life man"
-Jello
"listening to sweatshirt fetus head for every waking moment is the only true path to true enlightenment"
-Mike W.
