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Ian

Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave.

About Me

i design, graphically. i play drums. i put food up your nose. that's about all i do.

My Folio

My Interests

cartoons, graphic design, web design, being awesome, david carson, paul rand, alexi brodovich, josef muller-brockmann, emil ruder, armin hoffmann, chuck taylors, checkered vans, bubblegum, paper airplanes, toys, sarcasm, ludwig drums, pop culture trivia, key lime pie, NES, atari, identity, icons, balloons, plastic trinkets

I'd like to meet:

i hardly care who.

aim = kiddmumbles

Music:

7 seconds, alarma man, allegiance, amanda woodward, ambitions, anthrax, a tribe called quest, at the drive in, avail, bad brains, betrayed, better than a thousand, early black flag, bold, boys life, braid, burn, the cancer conspiracy, carry nation, carry on, chain of strength, cloak/dagger, converge, dag nasty, DESCENDENTS, despistado, digable planets, drive like jehu, embrace, envy, fastbreak, the fiction, the first step, four hundred years, frail, FUGAZI, fucked up, good clean fun, GORILLA BISCUITS, government warning, gray matter, guided by voices, h2o, have heart, haymarket riot, hoover, hot snakes, ignite, ink and dagger, insted, internal affairs, iron maiden, jawbox, jawbreaker, joy division, judge, june of 44, the kickass, kid dynamite, kill sadie, kingpin, kiss, lifetime, majority of one, make believe, maximillian colby, the mercury program, monorchid, mohinder, moss icon, NATION OF ULYSSES, native nod, one last wish, order of the dying orchid, paul newman, p.e.e., pitchfork, PIXIES, placebo, THE POLICE, POLVO, portraits of past, q and not u, the ramones, the refused, rites of spring, ruiner, rye coalition, s.o.d., samiam, seven storey, shudder to think, sleepytime trio, slint, small brown bike, speedking, still life, sweep the leg johnny, TEN GRAND, tornavalanche, transistor transistor, trash talk, ultra dolphins, unwound, =vh=, =w=, the wipers, yaphet koto, yourcodenameis:milo, youth of today, zegota

Movies:

matrix, vertigo, fight club, pi, rear window, high fidelity, say anything, amelie, clerks, can't hardly wait, dazed and confused, stargate, swingers, harry potter, this is spinal tap, the outsiders, color purple, falling down, rules of attraction, american psycho, back to the future, suburbia, rock'n roll high school, better off dead, punch-drunk love, a clockwork orange, blade runner, die hard, alien, slc punk, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, being john malchovich, adaptation, casino, goodfellas, godfather, american beauty, l.a. confidential, sex and lucia, go

Television:

simpsons, family guy, daily show, space ghost (the original), the herculoids, the fantastic four (60's), jonny quest, birdman, frankenstein jr., galaxy trio, mightor, shazzan, battle of the planets, godzilla, land of the lost, thundarr the barbarian, thundercats, transformers, masters of the universe, the godzilla power hour, pole position, the centurions, gilligan's island in space, rubik the amazing cube, punky brewster, alf, mr. t, hulk hogan's rock 'n wrestling, kidd video, pac-man, dungeons & dragons, bannanaman, danger mouse, super harlem globetrothers, the a-team, the twilight zone, the brady bunch, the dukes of hazzard, small wonder, knight rider, quantum leap, sifl and olly, the idiot box, the state, beavis and butthead, liquid television, that 70's show, adult swim, chappelle's show

Books:

dune, harry potter, high fidelity, the cheese monkeys, dance of days, less than zero

Heroes:

paul rand, ian mackaye.

My Blog

and for this we poop on your tongue

dear people whose profiles contain so many ridiculously unnecessary multimedia items on their horribly crapiriffic unreadable page (flashing purple text on green pokadots?) that it crashes my freakin ...
Posted by Ian on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST

greatest overheard conversation ever

the greatest conversation i've ever heard just occured as i was going to the bathroom at work and a janitor was in there cleaning toilets:janitor: you're taking a really long time.business man: i didn...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:43:00 PST

my new favorite atrocity to myspace.com

everywhere you go on myspace now you see the "indirect cleavage" picture. it's my favorite new stupidity to this site. it's been changin on me, but this one is everywhere. first, it was normal ...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...because it's a priviledge, not a right.

i'm all for strict online laws. the internet is just a baby, and therefore it needs to be looked at more closely for criminal activity that could easily slip by on a techicality. for example, ...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST