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Jakob

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I am weird
I love music
I have a fucked up sense of humor
I am really a geek at heart

My Interests

Music, Women, Photography, Art, Poetry, Flatland BMX, Suicide Girls

I'd like to meet:

Geogre Carlin, Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez, Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Juan Alderete, Tom Morello, Les Claypool, Flea, John Frusciante, Josh Homme, Dave Grohl, Henry Rollins, Christopher Walken, Chris Squire, Zach Braff, John Swartzwelder, Conan O'Brien, Stewart Copeland, Saul Williams, Jon Stewart, Danny Elfman, Tom Waits, John Lydon, Michel Gondry, Jim Carey, Scarlett Johansson, Seth Green, Banksy, Juana Molina

Music:

Punk, Experimental, Ambient, Hardcore, Reggae, Prog, Grind, Salsa, Metal, Flamenco, Electronic, Jazz, Classical, Noise, Dub, Math, Hip Hop, Indie, No Wave
Just about anything out there.

Movies:

Citizen Kane, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, American Splendor, Ghost World, Big Fish, Saved!, High Fedility, Donnie Darko, SLC Punk, That Thing You Do, Super Troopers, Gross Point Blank, Prozac Nation, Spiderman, I Heart Huckabees, Spun, The Notebook, Finding Neverland, Poolhall Junkies, Willy Wonka, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Secretary, Van Wilder, Waiting..., Ed Wood, V for Vendetta, Kill Your Idols, Black Snake Moan, Superbad, Futurama : Bender's Big Score, Edward Scissorhands, Mirrormask

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Comedy Central Presents, MythBusters, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Dexter, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Futurama

Books:

Revolution On Canvas by Various Bands, Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair by Pablo Neruda, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, not including books read for school
I don't read as much as I should

Heroes:

Edward R. Murrow, George A. Romero, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Orsen Wells, Mitch Hedberg, Ed Wood, John Lydon, Banksy

My Blog

Off my chest: with a vengence

Remember I do it this way because I don't want to hurt anyone.You're a label whore! Just because a band is on a certain label doesn't mean they are good. Think for yourself, you Pitchfork reading sack...
Posted by Jakob on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:31:00 PST

Fashion Trash

I hate that going to a show has become more about doing a strut down the catwalk than about the people who are there to play music. "Look at me! Don't I look cute in my faux-vintage ware?!" "What abou...
Posted by Jakob on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST

Off my chest. pt.2

More stuff I wanted to tell people.Your boyfriend's band sucks. (x3)I think you are really cute and cool to talk to, want to go out sometime? (x2 recently)I think your boyfriend is a dick. (x6+/-)I th...
Posted by Jakob on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:18:00 PST

Quiz

You Are...My Bloody Valentine.You tend to be a bit distant and reclusive. You are a leader as opposed to being a follower. You are a perfectionist and pay very close attention to detail. You have the ...
Posted by Jakob on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:55:00 PST

New Tattoo

Know the past Understand the present Create the Future The symbol originally means to see the past, present, and future but now is more associated with tmv....
Posted by Jakob on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 08:15:00 PST

Subrosa Union show

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Posted by Jakob on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 06:24:00 PST

Epitha con las luces

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Posted by Jakob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Epitha At The T-Lounge

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Posted by Jakob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have strange dreams.

I was off to school in my 50's era mustang, slowly approaching the corner of Montwood and MacRae which is unusually empty for this time of mourning. Before making the left on to Montwood I notice how ...
Posted by Jakob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Emo Casanova"

"Emo Casanova"Underneath perfection lies a deep seated fear. Your constant need to awe us is the only way we see a glimpse of your unsatisfied life.Look at me! Acknowledge my total lack of respect!Lo...
Posted by Jakob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST