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About Me

i like it dirty nerdy.
davs is my outback special
im loud.
i work for a videogame studio.
im a fatty.
hate the outdoors.
i like to makeout.

My Interests

gaming is the center of the universe.
g.i.r is the best robot ever.
the triforce.
cosplays, larps, and slytherin house rules all.
maple story, binary code, and hentai.
i like circuit-bending and 8bit.
cello is my favorite instrument. i love pump organs too.
microkorgs with vocoders and talk boxes galore.
crystal oscillators.
gigapets. tomagotchis. and pogs.
i love the german/danish languages, vespas and soda.
i love beer almost more than anything.
my favorite beers are:

PBR (pabst blue ribbon, my favorite beer of all time. talk shit and die)shiner black

stella artois
german beers
red stripe
modelo
samuel adams cherry wheat
oktoberfestspaten optimator
dopple bocks and dark beers
and many many others.

i like to fall asleep to explosions in the sky.
i pretty much exist to reverse issac asimovs three laws of robotics.
i love pickles.

I'd like to meet:

adam lazzara.
fred mascherino.
eugene hutz.
tyson ritter.
david lynch.
jude law.
vince noir.
daniel vosovic.
brandon flowers.
damien rice.
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Music:

volsoc
servotron
oppenheimer
camera obscura
optimus rhyme
stereo total
gogol bordello
under byen
bright eyes
damien rice
robotnicka
postal service

nano-bass music keeps the robot party alive.

Movies:

anything david lynch.
beerfest.
grandmas boy.
palindromes.
waking life.
you me and everyone we know.

Television:

WWII.
history channel.

Books:

gaming magazines.

My Blog

tourist trap

It's not the road we used to know,they tore some buildings down.The traffic's like a pack of dogs.There's fewer trees, windows, fleas,concrete on the lawn.There's people here, but you are gone.And I'm...
Posted by router on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:33:00 PST

i like where we are.

i like..where we arewhen we drive in your cari like..where we arehere.cause our lips can touchand our cheeks can brushour lipscan touchhere.where you arethe one, the one, that lies close to me. whispe...
Posted by router on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:37:00 PST

Router’s birthday wish

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Posted by router on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:03:00 PST

ST PATTYS DAY

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Posted by router on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:53:00 PST

ST PATTYS DAY

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Posted by router on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:53:00 PST

Plastic Stars

you say - there's no place you'd rather be, when you're lying next to meI say - there's no one i'd rather see, when you're lying next to meyou say - that you never want to go, when you're lying next t...
Posted by router on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:09:00 PST