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These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine

And his possesions multiplied, and he began to suffocate...

About Me

I'm just fucking sexy, I mean let's be honest here. I'm probably the coolest person you'll ever meet if you do manage to meet me. I've killed like ten thousand ninjas, all kills confirmed. I can levitate, I can outsmart mike tyson and beat up Stephen Hawking. I once received the nobel peace prize for outstanding use of the word "Hella" in a sentence. I've got hella science medals and shit, I invented electric underpants and constructed the worlds first rollerdog "It's like Robocop only instead of a ressurected police officer turned into a crimefighting robot it's a dog with no legs duck taped to a remote controlled monster truck" I once kicked the heel of my right foot into the back of my head while trying to pick up a hot babe (that one got me a superscience metal and she gave me her number and the number of like 23 other babes) ummm what else makes me sofa king cool... oh i use totally sweet words, example "Butt ass" i have the superhuman ability to say sentences like "These tacos are Butt Ass good!" or "It is Butt Ass cold outside!" This makes me cooler than ur really cool freind that you hang out with to look cool. You suck and your mom told me that she likes you but doesn't "like" like you.

My Interests

Flick knifin, low lifin, bone chillin, dinosaur killin

I'd like to meet:

the kind of people who like to go get sushi and then not pay. Kids who arent afraid to kick down a trashcan and run away. Those aren't afraid to admit that they idolize chuck norris.Jack Kerouac once wrote "The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, desirous of everything all at once, those who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn like fabulous roman candles in the night." ... yah, I don't wanna deal with any of those losers

Music:

lots of punk, hardcore and rockabilly. I dig The cramps, Operation Ivy, Rancid, Lars and the Bastards, The Nerve Agents, Cocksparrer, The Dead Boys, Redemption 87, Blood for Blood, Old A.F.I. (none of the sing the sorrow pussy bullshit) Ramones, The Bruisers, Fear, Agnostic Front, Black Flag, the sex pistols, the clash, Tiger Army, The Teenage Harlets, Dropkick Murphys, American Static, Pressure Point, Whiskey Rebels, The meteors, Social Distortion, The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, Reagan Youth, This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb Against Me! Dead Kennedys, Misfits, and many others. I also dig alot of other types of music such as DEVO!, Radiohead, Tool, the Rolling Stones, Cake, the red elvises, The Presidents Of the United States of America, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Shakey Bones,The White Stripes Arnocorps, Boogdish, The Advantage, The Smashing Pumpkins and other such artists, im into alot of shit

Movies:

sooo many!: Brazil, Unbreakable, Old Boy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Fight Club, The boondock saints, Fear and loathing in las vegas, Tetsou The Iron Man, The big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, Blue Velvet (Don't you fuckin look at me!), A clockwork Orange, Amelie, the shining, Full metal jacket, Goodfellas, Apocalyspe Now, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp fiction, Kill Bill, Lock Stock and two smoking barrels, Snatch, Mean Machine, Lord of the Rings, JFK, Pi, Audition, memento, down by law, Dead man, Dead alive, army of darkness, six-string samuria, Wild Zero, The Mad Max Movies, Bill and Tedd, all 80s actions movies, ong bak the thai warrior,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 12 monkeys, Surf ninjas, Anchorman, Zoolander, bout a billion other comedies. Bloodsport, Robocop, Commando and other shitty movies. SURF NINJAS!!! QUAN SOO DUDES!

Television:

Adult Swim mothafucka, Arrested Developement, The history channel (especially shows having to do with Bigfoot, UFO's, nazi conspiracies or all three combined) Family Guy, American Dad, Wonder Showzen, uhhhh, i dunno, i kinda took a T.V. break for a while.

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson!!!. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Hells Angels, Kingdom of Fear, Fear and loathing on the campaign Trail 72, all his other books I havent read. On The Road-Kerouac. SNOW CRASH-Stephensen. Fahrenheit 451 and The Illustrated Man-Bradbury, I really dig Chuck Phaluhnuik especially Choke, and Stranger Than Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, One Flew over the cuckoos nest. The whole hitchhikers guide series, Phillip k. Dick, Illusions-Richard Bach, Grendel-John Gardner, The Once and Future King-T.H.White, Slaughterhouse Five-Vonneget, I also LOVE comic books, including Watchmen, V for Vendetta, and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Alan Moore, Sin City, 300 (so fucking good) Batman: Year One and The Dark Knight Returns-Frank Miller, the Lone Wolf and Cub Series-Kazuo Koike, all the Jhonen Vazquez shtuff, John Constantine: Hellblazer, Basically any Batman comic, TRANSMETROPOLITAN!!! (fuckin rules!) Teenagers From Mars, and probably a million other comics I can't think of right now or haven't had a chance to read.

Heroes:

for real? Batman. motha fuckin batman. Seriously, if you even talk to me about Batman you will be frightened and appalled by my dedication to the most awesomest of costumed vigilantes. So you best step. Also, The Great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. King of gonzo, slayer of porcupines. also Chuck Norris. And im an honorary member of Rico's Roughnecks. HUHH! my brother is tight too, he makes t-shirts.
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My Blog

Regarding the Resignation of Mr. Harold Quim.

hey kids, this is another new short story I wrote. It's been awhile and this is new enough that I haven't had much feedback on it, so lemme know what you think. And if anyone tries to plagiarize this,...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

Bad Poetry- Oh Noetry

the skies are blackend with the thousand prickled thorns of quick reflex and jackhammered double treads. pockmarked feilds of duck-down, strafe tirf, brimming with thick essence and trickling REDrum. ...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:27:00 PST

Never Forget

The city lies still, a deafening silence roaring through the expressways and boulevards. Dust gathers, bones dry in the sun, and slowly the smaller relics of humanity are covered up and eaten away. Wi...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST

Unstuck

This is a story i wrote for my creative writing class. It was supposed ot be a dramatic monologue. UNSTUCKMe? Well, I mean, its sort of a weird story. I mean, Its not like bad or anything. But I du...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Thu, 04 May 2006 12:06:00 PST

I wrote a little song for some reason.

I wrote this song, not that long ago (few weeks ago), it needs alot of work, but i like it anyways. It's also kinda cheesy, im still working on it. well fuck off if you dont like it. (I'm thinking ...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:35:00 PST

Drunken philosphy lesson

Captain's log 1/21/06 What the fuck is going on? the answer? im not sure. things are very strange for me right now. All i know and understand is the undeniable fact that im having a good time. t...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:53:00 PST

Festivus is not over until you pin me!

As i mentioned earlier im trying to put the better of my personal journal entries (captain's log) unto myspace so that they can be seen and read by people not named me. so yah, heres one from a while ...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 07:12:00 PST

"Those stupid southern yuppies they don't like to see a punk rock kid with his head held high."

Captain's log 12/ 07/ 05 I just finished my first quarter of college (hold for applause) a just cause for celebration. And I am in a fine mood, but not just because of the end of the school quart...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:04:00 PST

heh, my bad

hey, just postin this blog to let y'all know im not a pissy whiney bitch anymore. I feel much better now, i was quite drunk when i wrote my last blog, and though im writing this on the same night, i f...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 03:25:00 PST

fuck this shit

ugggghhhh... "I thought, i had left it behind, in another fucking time! where boys were boys, and girls were girls, and faces were hard to find. IT FOLLOWED MEEEEE, IT FOLLOWED MEEEE, IT FOLLOWED M...
Posted by These are the bloody gears of a rockin machine on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 02:24:00 PST