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Tom

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About Me

My life would be very empty if it were not for telemarketers who write to me on myspace from time to time and tell me about thier live sex webcams and how I can make a lot of money with online surveys or that if I pay them money they will tell me how to make even more money by getting other people to fill out surveys... Cool stuff like that. Stay in touch guys.

My Interests

Music:

Diesel America

Television:

Don't watch it.

My Blog

Death by Vacation

So... I'm back from the outerbanks where I almost killed myself. I went for a swim in rough surf on a deserted beach. I swam out past a breaking wave, turned around, and was like, holy shiiit am I...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Grandma

My grandmother passed at the age of 96 on Sunday. I know everyone thinks their grandmother was a saint, but mine really was a pretty special lady. She was a nurse by vocation as well as a dedicated m...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birth...school... work... death

And so it continues that I find myself sweating away in my cubicle like a piece of veal. Dodging the political machinations of the eager corporate beavers around me and praying for a biblical flood. ...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST