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Heart-Break & Hang-Overs

I'm Not Lieing, I'm Writing Fiction With My Mouth

About Me

My name is Dana. If I know you add this . I have a seriously amazing, absolutley gorgeous boyfriend, nicko kirby!! I don't get around to anwsering too many of my emails. Why? Because I'm lazy. And, that's the truth. If you do happen to recieve an email from me, it's either by the grace of god or I just have a lot of time on my hands. But, that's a rareity, so moving on.. Don't ask for nudes. I know I have some rather "provocative" pictures, but that doesn't mean I'm going to send you ones of me in my birthday suit. So, please refrain from asking.
Uhh. I love, and boy do I mean love Harry Potter. (I've got a crush on the Weasley Twins, Ron, Prof. Snape and, Mr. Potter himself.) I absoluty love Canadians and Homo-sexuals. I desperatly want to have a three-some with Matthew Lillard and Seth Green. (I've been told I have bad taste in guys.) Gwen Stefani is my lesbian dream. I'm a video-game-aholic and I jam out to music all the time.
And, if you couldn't tell- I'm a huge nerd. yep, that about sums me up.
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My Interests


art, music, sleeing, alcohol, "girlfriend duties", etc.

I'd like to meet:


My B/f Kirby- He's always got ______ in his mouth. :)

Music:

This and that and everything in between.

Movies:

as of right now:
Brick & Lucky # SLevin.

Television:

Golden Girls, Tripping The Rift, Reno 911, Whose Line Is It Anyways?, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Intervention, Stella, Futurama, Daria, Roseanne, Grace Under Fire, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Starved, I Love The __'s, The Oblongs, Robot Chicken and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Books:

Shel Silverstein, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King, James Patterson and the kind you color in.

Heroes:

are in comic books.

My Blog

This Is All I Have To Say.

♥ Simple & to the point. Life is great. I'm ready to bust out the happy dance. And you're welcome to join me.
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST

Otis.

the alcoholic  part of me is back in full force. Ever since I started hanging out with CJ, Misti, Tara and Nick all I've been doing, for the past two months, is consume as much alcohol as I possi...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST

Food.

hooray for little debbie's cordial cherry cakes.   and Wendy's 'sweet & sour hawaiian' dipping sauce.. gross. I tried it with my chicken nugg's last night. Bleh. stick to sweet & sour. &n...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST

Drunk Times In The Ham.

Nee-Naw. She's one happenin' Granny. Tracie. 'Go, go Pussy Fingers' (in the tune of ' The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers') Ronnie and Joanie had this small plastic head of a penis. They decided it woul...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:47:00 PST

Ready To Get Hitched?

Eh, I've been thinking. If I ever got married (don't hold your breath) , started a family and had the option to become a house wife- I don't think I would mind. As long as I was always able to have th...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:46:00 PST

Damn Boy (s)

You make my heart flutter...and I love it!!    don't stop!...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:00:00 PST

Arachnids & Milk.

Jeremy (boy I watch) and I had quite the evening. I made us some chocolate milk and we grubbed out on cookies while watching Spiderman. Then, we were both out by 7pm.    It was quite cu...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:18:00 PST

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy....

I want to go and see Hostile.  Only problem: I hate blood and guts.  :(  (the preview where the guy has that person's toe in the tool thing.. I just can hear the bones breaking and the...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:39:00 PST

Better Than A BlowJob

Go and add my friend Jesse. He's a rockin' fella and if you love me - prove so by doing this.  :)  (http://www.myspace.com/headinthebossom ) I would apperciate it greatly. And, who knows wha...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:28:00 PST

How'd You Like To Be Alone And Drowning?

Me and Technology become friends. I now have a cell phone. Want my digits? Just ask and you might get it. IF you're lucky. I just got my stitches removed a few days ago as well. Didn't know I had...
Posted by Heart-Break & Hang-Overs on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:14:00 PST