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The Naked Chef

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ALL U MOTHERFUCKERS WHO CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE SKIN WITHOUT TURNING INTO COMPLETE HORNDOGS WITH HARD ON, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, I MAY BE NAKED BUT I'M ALSO UNAVAILABLE.

I don't give a fuck how you look, what you dress like, which cool or uncool car you drive, which crowd you belong to or don't belong to, 'cause it doesn't matter, it is what's inside of a person that really matters, if you're good people, you're good, if you're bad, you're bad.. people going trough extreme mesures to belong to a certain club, crowd, look, are just people lacking identity of their own.
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CADEAU DU JOUR FROM ME TO YOU!!

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and this is how my life would be...

i dont believe, i dont believethis young guns lovebirdtree filled with spastic energy and objects of the strange actions of cosmic superhero you* and lunar skywalker me giving mentalitymaking sandwic...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:36:00 PST

24/7lovemakinggoesaroundcomesaroundyourSECURITYFEE*

I'm laughing so hard, my tummy hurtsliving dead people society, TRYTRYTRY BUYBUYBUYlickmycunt and eatmypussyeat my heart out tooHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAAits hilarious looooooooldont you think??seven ...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

tempis fugit and so does emoshit

I had incredible moments this summer, an extreme curve of ups and downs, from standing on a buildinghigh cliff above the ocean to crawling away in the darkest corner of my personal hell, but man I enj...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:29:00 PST

What is left of it

the blue, the black, the white, the laughs so loud, Roll that dicea falling starknees that bleedwalking feetemotional like my mother, i dont bother, it happened to me twicea substance i have never tas...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EGO SUM

Dude, mate, friend, fucking doll, YELLOW CLOUDS*GOLDEN SHOWER *EAT PUSSY* Well, what can I say, I'm a real pain in the ass, litteraly if you want me to. The heart I carry is too big for this world and...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kloos

en dat beest dat huist, dat log gedrocht dat draalt door gangen, mijn meester soms mijn slaaf. het groen. het zwart. zonder enig gedrag al schrijdend van hart naar hoofd. verdoofd . menig man al in éé...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

salami voor iedereen

klitterklatterklater, soms ben ik ne pater en norrenarrenirre, ik zwaai met potten vol mirre, ma ge moogt ni kirren, dat is voor later.nu moette zwijgen krijgen akkeakkeakke, wil ik is op uwe kop kakk...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dadadadalulu

well i dont know what is the truth anymoreis it love that has a grinor was it a loveless grinspread on a facewhich face was it again, i seem to be forgotten a lot and if it was a smilewas there meanin...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SSsshhhh

keep silent on my way saving, collapsing in the earth in the flames the heat of mortals and pain. blood, spilled on the kitchenfloor. cooking to poison the rest grabbing around, they'll never f...
Posted by The Naked Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

paintpaintpaintpaint

I'M PAINTING AGAIN!!!!! it is better than sex, than food, bigger than life itself and it looks like shit, but hey, I'm having the time of my life again :)) kisses all over
Posted by The Naked Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST