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Red McCall

i live on a island completely surrounded by water

About Me

Well, I am born and raised here in Oklahoma, but i don't talk like it, walk like it, look like it, or resemble anything stereotypical to this state. I'm a pale, tall, slender, carrot topped, sun fearin' barrel of fun. I often wonder what a barrel of fun would look like though. Music is my savior. I like to have frequent "get-togethers" with my friends and their friends and so on, cause i love people and love being able to make people happy. I know a little of everything, but not everything about one thing, well maybe some things. This means I can converse with anyone about anything. One day during a previously mentioned "Get-Together" my friends and i were deciding what would be a good thing to have in my living room. I had installed DJ lighting for the stereo, and so i had the club thing working pretty well at the time, but something was missing. One friend said that i could use a merry-go-round, and i thought of how i could get that into the house in one piece. Another friend suggested a pool table, but that would be too much of a damper on the club dream that i have had since i was a kid. Then my BFF (she loves it when i call her that) looked at me and we both said "stripper pole!". we all laughed at that idea. 2 months later i had another party, and behold i installed one in the middle of the living room. so now I'm that guy with club in his house and a stripper pole in the middle. this plan somewhat backfired though. cause really when i host a party, no one will get on the damn thing. its not until some girl says, "Show us what you got Red" do others try to get up there. Since i can go upside down and do some other things, it gets all of the guys at the party thinking that they could do the same thing. Most fail, some fall. some of the ones that fall, scare the girls at the party to not get on the pole at all. Most girls will only dance around it. But im ok with that. so if you plan on getting one for your house "cause the bitches will be all up on your shit", they wont, just a bunch of dudes. it still makes for good times though, and excellent parties.

My Interests

My favorite links (click on the picture)

I'd like to meet:

I've been told several times that the perfect woman for me would be a bi-sexual woman due to the fact that I don't like sports don't know much about cars. I get hit on by guys. I usually have better hair than most women. I can make any girl instantly tan by me simply standing next to them. I prefer "Bitch beer" rather than real beer. I record the Super bowl just to watch the commercials. I live by myself, and due to that I would rather sit than stand to pee. What?!, it's more comfortable that way at 4 in the morning! Waitresses are constantly coming up to the table and asking "Are you ladies doing OK?" always a good laugh. If I don't talk, I can get into some clubs for free. I don't mind letting girls braid my hair. I cry when I watch movies, like when Matty gets married to the other girl in "13 going on 30". At parties, when all of the dudes goto one side and the girls on the other, guess where I am? I am not afraid to go and buy tampons if a girl needs them. If God exists and had to be a certain sex, it would be female. I hate my body hair. I use a luffa. I have let my friends's gay friends put makeup on me and let people take pictures.
I'm sure this list will grow as more people read it, and remind me of what I do that most other guys don't. Let me know.

***UPDATE***
I no longer drive the Grand AM (thank you) and I am gladly back to my big car fetish. Yup, i drive a Lincoln Town Car. Gotta love the boat cars. Something about hitting a bump on the highway and floating over it, and going into uncontrollable skids. Let's see, what else can i update. i don't have cable anymore cause it makes me waste too much time. I prefer to do something and keep busy. It's almost a compliment when i hear people say that i have to much free-time on my hands. Usually thats the quote of an envious person. I guess that this is the "who I'd like to meet" section, so i don't think that has changed much. Not really into the dating thing cause my friends will just be friends with their friends then it makes it all awkward when the relationship doesn't work out. Just being friends is great. So i guess i would like to meet more friends. :-) (that was lame of me to say, but oh well) I've become a huge fan of motivated people. people that make grown up choices like finishing school, buying a house, getting a good job,etc. The open-minded thing hasn't changed. Music fans welcome. Art fans welcome. If you can teach me something about anything that you are passionate and knowledgeable about, then i will be your faithfull pupil. I might add more to this later.

Music:


I love Music, These are only artists that i have 2 or more of their cd's 2 Skinnee J's (all)
Aphex Twin(all)
Apocalyptica(all)
Aqua(all)
Atom & His Package(all)
Basement Jaxx(all)
The Bloodhound Gang(all)
Bran Van 3000(all)
Cake(all)
Cirrus
Coal Chamber
Daft Punk(all)
Deftones(all)
Fatboy Slim(all)
Fine Young Cannibals
The Future Sound of London
Hepcat(all)
Mike Hosty (all)
Incubus
Insane Clown Posse(all)
Jurassic 5(all)
DJ Keoki(all)
Killswitch Engage(all)
Kittie
Korn
Kottonmouth Kings(all)
Linkin Park
Lords of Acid
MC Hammer
Meat Beat Manifesto Mephiskapheles(all)
Metallica(all)
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
New Order
Nirvana
No Doubt
NOFX
The Offspring
Pantera(all)
Primus(all)
The Prodigy(all)
Propellerheads
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein
Rancid
Reel Big Fish(all)
Save Ferris(all)
Scapegoat Wax(all)
Simon, Paul
Slipknot
Sprung Monkey(all)
Static-X(all)
Sugar Ray
Twiztid(all)
Type O Negative
Vanilla Ice
The Ventures
Yeah Yeah Yeahs(all)

Television:

Family Guy
Simpsons
Futurama
Daily show
Robot Chicken
Mad TV
Sat Night Live
Premium Blend
Mythbusters
Modern Marvels

Books:

Would rather read a computer screen than paper. So, Howstuffworks.com, and Wikipedia are hours of fun reading times

My Blog

Success and hot water.

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Pic Blog : party at my house 11/14/2007

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Pic Blog : New Years Party

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Pic Blog : My Birthday Party

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Pic Blog : Jessica's B-day party At My House!

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Pic Blog: Party 3/11/06

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