FACTS ABOUT SEX!! |
Men:1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect(no matter what you have heard ladi...
Posted by T.R. on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:51:00 PST |
I, the Penis |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for thefollowing reasons:
1. I do physical labor.2. I work at great depths.3. I plunge head first into everything I do.4. I do not get weekends or public...
Posted by T.R. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST |
If myspace were REAL life: |
If myspace were REAL life:
Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.
You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.
19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and...
Posted by T.R. on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST |
What makes 100% effort? |
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100% Effort? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? ...
Posted by T.R. on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:36:00 PST |
Rough Sex Facts |
Rough Sex Facts
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign bod...
Posted by T.R. on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:40:00 PST |
HOW NOT TO SUCK AT MYSPACE. |
How to not suck at MySpace
Don't use insane colors that people can't read without burning their retinas.
Don't use busy background images. For example: spaghetti, rubble, porn, etc. This makes it ...
Posted by T.R. on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:23:00 PST |
Some Funny Stories! |
Some Funny Stories
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappe...
Posted by T.R. on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:39:00 PST |
Amazing Optical Illusions! |
These are the best optical illusions I've ever seen&
I hope you will enjoy them&
The first one it is a great optical illusion&
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Posted by T.R. on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:50:00 PST |
15 Stupidest Warning labels!!! |
"DO NOT put any person in this washer" "6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS" "Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)
"We are sorry that our president is an idiot...
Posted by T.R. on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:15:00 PST |
The Hangover (pretty funny!) |
The Hangover
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a...
Posted by T.R. on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST |
