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About Me

I was born on a pirate ship surrounded by apples. As a child, I was the Christ. At a later age, I entered into Satan-hood, and now I exist as Ã†on Lucifer. When I died, I died happy, as I had already attained self-actualization, Buddhahood, Gnosis, and I founded a new, revolutionary religious philosophy after gaining cult status as a tormented but egocentric rock star. I broke the cycle of reincarnation, filled the churches with the homeless, toppled the American government by use of persuasion alone, and travelled by foot from the North Pole to the South Pole, avoiding the Equator the best I could. I held homesteads in 6 European countries, 3 U.S. states, Brazil, Madagascar, Tokyo, and I founded the first successful, permanent colony in the Antarctic. I was, all at one time, Chief Executive Officer of 9 different Fortune 500 corporations. I was elected Sultan of the southern regions of what was once known as Iraq, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and I had quite a romantic relationship with Audrey Hepburn. I held 4 wives, one in each quarter of the planet, producing one beautiful child from each of them, all named Alyssa Lux Ferous Siddhartha Christner. I also owned a pair of brass knuckles.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Christ (to find out where he went wrong), Maynard James Keenan (because he's brilliant!), the Marquis de Sade, Napoleon (to find out where he went wrong...besides being really short), Hitler (to learn from his mistakes and take over the world my own way), Siddhartha Buddah, Dani Filth, and Albert Einstein...I'd say Voltaire, but I just met that beautiful man.

My Blog

Lyssa Update 1 - Wow...I love this place!

Soooo....my first week at Activision has been awesome. This people are really cool and I don’t find myself glancing at the clock every ten minutes. We’re really busy all the time. I just w...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:16:00 GMT

Check out this event: Say "See Ya" to Lyssa!

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Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:16:00 GMT

OMFG...OFFICIALLY living in LA as of RIGHT NOW!

Holy Christ on a popsicle!I'm officially living in LA as of today! Yeah, right now! I had an interview with Activision in Santa Monica on Feb 29th and they called me b...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:53:00 GMT

Better now than never!

Soooo....working for Sony (ish), loving my job, loving my boyfriend, hoping to get transfered to Santa Monica, drudging through bills, and being alive. It's autumn. I hate this time of year. It makes ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:03:00 GMT

Workin for SONY!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG... I work for Sony now. Holy shit. I start my new-full time-$9/hr-gettin paid to play video games job this Monday. I'm so excited, I don't know what to do with myself!!! YAYAYAYAYAAAAY...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:39:00 GMT

Alyssa the Broke: Model, Actess, Talent Scout

Alrighty then. It's been a while since I last posted. Meh. So here's the deal with employment: I represent a national model marketing company called One Source Talent. It's a commission based job...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:24:00 GMT

arrrrhhghhahrtharhahrhrahhhhhahaha!!!!

there are no words yet created by man to thoroughly express what i am feeling. picture a vast wasteland only bespotted with the few scraggly sad trees doing thier best to scratch out some miniscule n...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 15:09:00 GMT

And it just goes on and on and on...

Sometimes life just gets so stagnant you just want to go out and scream at all the people you love and tell them exactly how you feel about every little aspect of your life and their's. Just to feel l...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 20:03:00 GMT

AHAAA!!

I got you to fucking read it! Now SUBSCRIBE TO IT! I sometimes have interesting points of view. Maybe I'll post nekkidness just to piss you off. Or perhaps I'll write a 5 page essay on the FU...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 14:15:00 GMT

The Philosophical Ramblings of a Broken Mind (Oooo...it's sp0oOkieZ!!11one!!1!)

It feels like as of late I've been wandering around in the dark a lot, figuratively, of course. (I wander in the night quite often.) It feels as though I've lost a little bit of myself in the process ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:29:00 GMT