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Will

Everyone you will ever love will reject you or die

About Me

It started in the deep winter of January in the deserts of Mongolia. Far from civilization I crawled until I felt the last breath squeeze out of me. I looked up and saw a man. Now I'm here again, I don't know who the man was, but, I feel really cool. bite me. I think they should start calling microwaves cavity magnetrons again. Because who wouldn't want a cavity magnetron? .......... Myspace you're a conformist Bastard.....

You wish you were this cool.

My Interests

Breathing, Collecting Dust, Pants, Women (sometimes), Staplers, Mexico, Crystal Figurines

I'd like to meet:

Billy Corgan, Tom Cruise (for obvious reasons), Vladmir Putin, Kim Jong Il, jesus

Music:

Jesus and the Jew Crew, Nirvana, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Primus, The D, Stephen Lynch, Alice in Chains, "CastingCrownsMarilynManson", The Ramones, The Pixies, The Clash, The Germs, Black Sabbath, Lamb of God, Metallica, Godsmack, Reel Big Fish.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, Casablanca, Lego Star Wars, Monty Python, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Le Quai Des Brumes ( it's like a premature film noir, poetic realism really), Delta Force Two, Ju On, Ju Rei.

Television:

Claymation Christmas Special, I'm a whore for the History Channel, Iron Chef, Reno 911, Family Guy, Sealab 2021, telenovelas, Walker Texas Ranger.

Books:

Ayn Rand: The Fountianhead, Chuck Palahniuk, Chaucer, Karl Marx: Capitol Volume 1, Great expectations, Kama Sutra..

Heroes:

Wonder Boy, Justice Man, Saddam Huisein (only the war making part), Les Claypool, a little man from Portlan named Patrick I wanna grow up to be just like him... an asshole constantly teetering on the edge of death.

My Blog

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I am the Happiest Luckiest mother fucker in the world.
Posted by Will on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:02:00 PST

21 smells

Everybody love the smell of certian things 1. fresh cut lawns- mainly because they're just amazing.  Show me a man who     doesn't like a fresh cut lawn and i'll show you an uname...
Posted by Will on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 05:08:00 PST

african americans (niggers for all you people who know what's up)

                  Lance is a racist.  I'm a racist.  To some point all people are racist.  However, the most racist...
Posted by Will on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:26:00 PST

Fuck the word "Blog"

    I got coffee last night.  There's nothing like sitting outside of Cambridge Coffee contemplaiting life.  I sit there smoking my life away.  You look at the smoke thin...
Posted by Will on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:13:00 PST

too much to think about.

I don't like the thought of blogs.  I hate the word.  Everytime someone says blog it gives me reason to loose more faith in humanity.  As if it weren't already lost.  People have a...
Posted by Will on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:47:00 PST