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Dan

Welcome to the thunder dome, bitch.

About Me

Really, i just signed up for this so i can reply to my neighbors band's site.
www.myspace.com/fitmetal
They are fucking a-mazing. I'm truly honored to help them out in any way I can. I would also like to thank them for thanking me in their debut album booklet. Love you guys. They will be massive one day soon... I'm as excited as they are for that day.
I am 22 years old, and I lived in Streetsboro for 16 years of my life... My parents forced me to move down to Florida when I was 20. I couldn't take it anymore down there and I moved my ass back home to Ohio. I can honestly say, that I have never been happier. As well as moving a whole hell of a lot, I've also become a christian. May be kind of odd for some of you to hear that, but it's the truth. I believe God helped bring me back to Ohio. Maybe thats why i'm a happier person now. I'm currently going to school for Radiology. Hopefully i can get out before i'm in my 30's. There's apparently a very big waiting list.
What else? Uhhh... I'm obsessed with comedy/comedians in general. Loving to laugh and make other people laugh is a disease. And there is no cure for it! I also love pretty much all genres of Rock/Metal. I doubt any of you care, but there is a list of bands I like on the side. Actually, I'm missing alot of bands from that list... but my memory is shitty, so i never update it. But in general, if it's a rock/metal band i like it. Country and rap... eh, not so much. Or at all.
I work at Staples in Streetsboro as the "Lead technology associte". That just means I get to boss people around. Maybe sell a computer or two. Stop by and see me some time. Work sucks, and customers that come in and allow me to have a good time is the highlight of my day. While you're there, buy a protection plan. It makes me look good, and keep my job. You may think it's a waste of money, but it's really one of the few things that brings money into my section of the store. We actually LOSE money when you buy a laptop or PC just by itself.
I'm a dork. A big one, and anybody that knows me, knows that. If you're interested in being with a dork, let me know. :D

My Interests

I like to snowboard, swim, watch movies, be on the internets watching and listening to bands I love, and to find new ones. I'm a big drumming fanatic also. If you would like to donate a drum set to me (Preferably an electric one for now) I would thank you alot. And by thank, I mean kiss your ass for the rest of your life. Every once and a while i turn on my PS2 or Sega Genisis, and play them for a bit. Like I said, I'm a big music nut. Any chance I can get to go to a concert, I take it. Probably one of my favorite things to do.

I'd like to meet:

All of my favorite bands, Patton Oswalt, Jim Gaffigan, Jon Stewart;

A woman who loves and relies on God. Somebody who isn't afraid to speak her mind. When something bothers you, you don't play any fucking games. You don't play the "Well i'm pissed off about something, but i'm going to let you figure it out on your own" game. Because let me tell you, nothing and i mean NOTHING will get solved that way. Being open and honest is the key to every relationship. Somebody that has a head on her shoulders.

There are too many people in this world who are beautiful on the outside, but have nothing going on in the brains department. I'm not saying i'm the smartest person in the world, but at least I don't butcher the fucking english language when I speak. Somebody who knows what she wants out of life. Somebody who has a plan for her life, and is actually trying to get it accomplished. Somebody that stands up for her belifes.

It's not a requirement, but being a rock fan helps. :P I'm not a closed minded person, and relitively easy to please. But i know what I want out of my life, and what I need to do to get it accomplished. Somebody along side me to help me on my way, as much as I am helping you.

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They're starting to open up the sky, they're starting to reach down through.
It feels like we're living in that split second of a car crash.
And time is slowing down, and if we'd only had a little
more time than this, I'll just hold your hand.

Do you remember the time we...?
And all the times we...?
And should have...?
And were going to...?
I know.

And I know you remember. How would he justify it all?
And we knew better; in our hearts... we knew better.
And we told ourselves it didn't matter.
We're trying to continue, and none of that matters anymore.
In the hour of our twilight...
And soon it will be all said and done, and we'll all be back together, as one...
And we will... continue... at all.

Shame on us, doomed from the start
May God have mercy on our dirty little hearts
Shame on us for all we have done
And all we are worth is just zeroes and ones

And you never get away, and you never get to take the easy way,
And all this is a consequence, born by our own hand...
If you believe in that sort of thing.
And did you ever really find, when you closed your eyes,
Any place that was still, and at peace?

And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the lights start to fade,
That you are the reason that I am not afraid.
And I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall,
We will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

Shame on us, doomed from the start
May God have mercy on our dirty little hearts
Shame on us for all we have done
And all we are worth is just zeroes and ones

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Music:

Rock/Metal: A perfect circle, Adema, Aerosmith, Alice in chains, Audioslave, Black Sabbath, Breaking Benjamin, Bush, Candlebox, Chimaira, Creed, Cold, Deftones, Devil Driver, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Earshot, Foo fighters, Forever In Terror , Godsmack, Gravity Kills, Older Green Day, Incubus, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Korn, Korn, Lamb of god, Limp Bizkit's first two CD's, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, (216), Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Orgy, Ozzy, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Pressure 4-5, Rage Against the Machine, Red hot chili peppers, Rolling Stones, Seether, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Silverchair, Slipknot, Smile Empty Soul, Soundgarden, Staind, Static-X, Stone Sour, System of a down, Taproot, The Doors, Trivium, Tool, and many other bands that i cant think of at the moment. You can also add pretty much any classic rock band to this list too.

Rap/R&B: NONE, BECAUSE THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK. Long live metal. |m/()|m/

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Last played on my winamp:

Movies:

My cousin Vinnie, The Score, Goodfellas, Every adam sandler movie ever made, Casino, The Aristocrats, Team America, South Park, Waiting..., Analyze this, Analyze that, Office space, Van wilder, Bad santa, Meet the parents, Meet the fockers, Preditor, Butterfly effect, Old School, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenht 9/11, The Final Destination movies, Bad Santa, Dawn of the dead (new and old), The Pirates of the Carrabien movies, Little miss sinshine, Stranger than fiction, Me, Myself, and Irine, Punisher ... and tons of others, that i cant really think of right now.

Television:

I dont watch much TV, but when i do, it's comedy central.

Southpark, The daily show, Dog bites man, Family guy (even though it's not on comedy central),mad TV, I LOVE stand up comedy/comedy in general. Dane cook is fucking awsome. SU-FI! So is Mitch Hetburg (R.I.P.), Richard Pryor (R.I.P.), Sean cullan, Lewis black, Jim Gaffigan, Zack Galafanakis, Patton Oswalt, Greg Geraldo... Tons of other comedians i absolutely love, but my memory is shit. So i'll add them when they pop into my head.

I also love playing Texas Hold'em. So I watch the world series of poker every once and a while too.

Books:

America: The book
More than a carpenter
Medical Books. Kind of need that for the Radiology stuff.

Heroes:

Jon Stewart, God and my parents.

My Blog

For the ladies: Part 2

Well, it's come to my attention that my last blog didn't work.  I thought I could just post the video in the blog, and not ruin the suprise by linking to youtube.  HOWEVER, since Myspace can...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:41:00 PST

This one is for the ladies.

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Posted by Dan on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:10:00 PST

For all of my friends/extended family. Including the ones in Florida...

I am currently taking donations in order to procure an electronic drumset for myself.  Please contact me to send me all your moneys.  Yes.  Moneys.  I don't care that it should be ...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

Forever In Terror’s first official video Debuted on Headbangers ball!

So my good friends in Forever In Terror have finally released their video for their first single "The Chosen One".  It debuted on MTV’s Headbangers Ball 4/5/2008.  I’ve had the v...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:48:00 PST

...And Dan would pull the trigger.

So, somebody asked me why my little slogan thingy said "...And Dan would pull the trigger".  So, here is the answer.  It’s from a song by Flyleaf about a girl named Cassie who was...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:34:00 PST

I don’t like trying to think of creative funny subjects all the time. So i’m not going to try.

Well then.  I have been a busy little beaver lately.... Okay, I haven't.  But If i think i've been super super busy, it makes me feel like i've accomplished something.  I have however ...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

As you may or may not know....

Today is Valentines day.  Now, personally i loath this "holiday".  Commecialized bullshit, and over priced greating cards.  Nothing says I love you like a nicely overpriced greeting car...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:13:00 PST

This fucking sucks ass.

I just got a call from my mom, and because of the housing market crash, they're losing their house in florida.  They're going to be moving back up to Ohio...which is nice, but it really sucks tha...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:50:00 PST

Update on the life that is Dan.

Really, i dont know why i'm posting this because anybody who is close to me already knows that i'm moving back to ohio on May 5th.  But for some unknown reason you didn't know that, that is the m...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST

Killswitch engage

As a Roadrunner records Street Teamer, it is my duty to inform you all of the new Killswitch Engage record that is dropping on November 21st.  This is their best, and most technical album to date...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST