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Duncan

Holy cocksucking Christ, I'm on MySpace

About Me

Future big-time writer who is as adept at navigating this pesky sight as he his with women (and technically men but the day I become a shi... whoops, disgraceful tangent).

My Interests

Writing, NFL and doing nothing - all mean a lot to me.

I'd like to meet:

My internet friends. Me ten years ago. The bloke who wrote Hagakure. Hideo Kojima. Max Barry (because Palahniuk is too damned intimidating). Lovie Smith... in fact any Chicago Bear except Staley who is just annoying. Gah, this could roll.

Music:

Arrrggh, too many to list just now.

Movies:

See above.

Television:

NFL, the politics, BARGAIN HUNT!

Books:

Too many to list, although I kinda like my unpublished one - which is important, but there are plenty better.

Heroes:

My family. My friends. They are the ones I look up to most.