I'm Oliver Toothpaste, and I'm a Jack Russell mix. Sometimes, I look exactly like a donkey. I'm really laid back and I love to hang out with my brother, Pugsley Rosewater . They won't let dogs go to college, so we basically play fight all day and eat Dad's pens. Sometimes we go hang out at the park and read books on a blanket. I just like to lay out in the sunshine.
I'm pretty good at jumping, pooting, humping, yawning, hunting for food, giving little snake kisses, cuddling, sleeping, and walking around. My Momma and Dad rescued me from Broken Down Dogs Shelter in Alexandria, Louisiana. The people there were really nice, but I lived there for almost my entire life and I was really excited to finally go home. I was really scared at first, but then I met my brother and he taught me how to play and act like a real dog. I like to bite his ears and hump him. I didn't get to see my big sister Lunchbox before she died, but she hangs out with me a lot when nobody's looking. We play chase a lot.
If you like dogs or cats or hampsters or toads, you should adopt one from a rescue facility or a shelter like the ones me and Pugsley came from. Lots of dogs don't get to go home for a long time, and it makes them really sad. I'll help you find a doggy if you want me too-- just go to Petfinder.com or send me a message. I ♥ Dingo treats and Pet Life Plus.
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