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About Me

love me or hate me. there's usually no in between. i'm sarcastic. sometimes i'm funny. i giggle when i say jokes. sometimes i can't make it through a joke without laughing. i know it sucks, but that's me. i don't like to get dirty. i fidget when I need to sit still. i drive wrecklessly. i scratch my head when i think. i bite my lower lip when I do something wrong. i play practical jokes but i don't like it when people play them on me. i can dish it but i can't take it. i laugh at peoples' misfortunes. not intentionally and not because I'm a cruel person but misfortunes make me nervous, and i laugh. i've peed on the side of a road. i floss daily. i like run-on sentences. im as much of a sagitarrius as it says in the books. i need to get a manicure every week. i always, always, procrastinate. everytime i procrastinate i tell myself it's the last time, but i never follow through. i'm allergic to wasps. when i fall, i fall hard. i fell. i never remember a thing when i'm drunk. i listen to music on my ipod all day. i don't like groupies. i never never never idolize anyone. i love my mom and dad and always wanted a relationship just like theirs. i finally have it. i don't like to capitalize my i's. i like to quote songs. i love my nephews & niece. i like to point out spelling errors. i hate pumping my own gas. i'm too competitive for my own good. i get very cranky when things don't go my way. i'm always on time, unless my girlfriend makes me late. i always carry lipliner and lipstick. if i forget my cellphone, i'll go back home to get it. i'm ambitious and i can't be with someone who isn't. when i was in 11th grade, my friend tati told me i was fickle. maybe she was right. i love to cook. if i like a shirt, i'll buy it in a bunch of different colors. i like everything in excess. all in all...i am officially the happiest ever.

My Interests

sports. wii. socializing. playing bartender.

I'd like to meet:

no one really. i have enough friends. thanks :)View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

i like it all. u2. coldplay. dave. linkin park. dido. killers. the fray. and the list goes on and on.

Movies:

not a movie buff at all. i rather be @ a bar sippin on a martini than falling asleep at the movie theater!

Television:

lost. big brother. weeds. dexter. l word. etc.

Heroes:

successful women.

My Blog

I like this.

Thought for Today "You don't need to teach a man how to fish, as the Chinese used to say. Instead of giving him the fish, instead of teaching him how to fish, you have to teach him how to sell the fis...
Posted by Jan on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:12:00 PST

annoyances.

My neighbor is an asshole. She called the cops because I was parked on the sidewalk and I got a ticket. CUNT. Therefore- every little thing has annoyed me this morning. So, I decided to compile a list...
Posted by Jan on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

Attention Lesbians. (And all other girls for that matter)

In case you didn't get the memo-- I thought it was about time I filled you in on a little secret. There is NOTHING hot about taking pictures sticking your tongue out. Quite frankly, more often than n...
Posted by Jan on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:04:00 PST

the whole lotta LOVE boat.

our f'in cruise rocked...just like the ship... here are the pix: http://klempy.com/images/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem& g2_itemId=2331...
Posted by Jan on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:33:00 PST

Kiss ME Beneath the Milky Twighlight.

Okay- I'm actually gonna write a real blog. I don't get inspired for these often but anyhooo..... Last night I went to the Heat Game. (and might I add what a friggin great game it was!) I'm sure ...
Posted by Jan on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

Good Jan - Bad Jan - The Results are In!

Here's the Good. . . Arena (known to self and others) Blind Spot (known only to others) accepting, adaptable, bold, brave, caring, cheerful, clever, complex, confident, dependable, energetic, ex...
Posted by Jan on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST

Do this!

It'll tell me about myself.
Posted by Jan on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:53:00 PST

New Years Day

"New Year's Day"Yeah...All is quiet on New Year's DayA world in white gets underwayI want to be with youBe with you night and dayNothing changes on New Year's DayOn New Year's DayI will be with you ag...
Posted by Jan on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 12:23:00 PST

Thanks Clem!

I got this off Clem's bulletin & I loved it. :) 21 Rules to Live Each Day by: ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get old...
Posted by Jan on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:23:00 PST

U2 Concert!

Sorry for the delay-- Here are the pics from the U2 Concert. Vertigo Tour - 11.14.05 - American Airlines Arena http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/janscrazyweb/album?.dir=906b&a mp;.src=ph&store=&pro...
Posted by Jan on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:16:00 PST