this myspace is a product of an unhealthy addiction to the internet and a narcissistic belief that everyone who waltzes in here is stalking me and/or is completely interested in what's going on in my life. i'm assuming that you want to know about me since you're still here and you're reading my "about me" section. what? you don't? what do you mean you "accidentally ended up here while stalking someone else?" well, alright...i guess this is awkward...lol anyway if you're still interested in knowing stuff about me i can tell you that i enjoy playing board games, listening to good music and window shopping. people say I buy too many windows. things i like about me: an ability to laugh at myself, my mega memory and, my above average kissing skills. things i like about other people: an ability to make me laugh, big noses, a broad knowledge of random trivia and, bad posture. i am terrible at: making friends, accepting criticism, not fidgeting, concentrating and sexily undressing. i believe in: truth, love, gut feelings, fate, tangents, mistakes, dinosaurs, servant robots, zombies, black holes, and remote controls.
= lyrical slander
