Are you asking me to be a guest or a chaperon? |
There comes a time in your life where you where start to say "I'm too old for that," but i guess i'm not quite there yet. You know why? because i went to prom, yes thats right, senior prom...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:12:00 PST |
Do i look like Jake Gyllenhaal or Heath Ledger? |
So tonight was a return to the sport of bowling.Yes its trashy, but sometimes its fun to be trashy. We drink beer, wear goofy shoes and check out girls, even though the bowling alley is not even...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:05:00 PST |
almond roca anyone? |
so i'm sitting at my computer and something starts to make my noise hairs tingle. then this smell starts to make the inside of my nose feel like its burning. my cat had just taken a shit and it was ...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:43:00 PST |
I got a vacuum for christmas!!! wooohooo. |
yes it is true. my mom gave me a vacuum for christmas. it may sound like sarcasm, but i love it! haha. i had a shitty vacuum before, that sucked, or well, didn't suck well enou...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:58:00 PST |
how can you forget to wear underwear? |
Good old Mike. His memory is so bad he sometimes forgets to wear underwear( I really do remember one specific time that he said he "forgot to wear underwear." maybe he was joking.). Leave it to ...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:24:00 PST |
forget g.i. joes |
Don't worry, she's not mine i swear. Elise, my new niece, shes about 3 months now. just got back from visiting her. shes like a toy, her fists are always clinched so i can take her a...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:24:00 PST |
kids say the darndest things |
I say: "hey emily, is your friend Emelia caucasain?" My 5 year old niece says: "no, shes vegetarian" me (with an itty bitty gay looking smile), Emily, and Naho ...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:06:00 PST |
I'm suddenly popular...wait, okay i'm back to being unpopular |
Yesterday was weird, i had a shit load of random ass friend requests, seriously not 3, or 12, or 27, but a shit load. I thought that was kind of strange, especially since there were dudes trying...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
For the last time I'm not gay yet. |
God knows i'm no stranger to gay guys trying to pick up on me. I don't act gay, i don't look gay (at least i hope so), so what is it that sets off your gaydar?
I have nothing against gay guys, n...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
absence of journalism integrity or just pure drunkenness? |
I know this is another bar story, and i will try not to write too many of them so people wont think i'm an alcoholic, which i am not. as you could imagine though, good stories, come from bars. not th...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
