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jared is octocat is pregnant

me+anything=better than it was by a shit load

About Me

there are only twelve words that should be used to describe some one such as myself. if you dont now what these words are then i am sorry but you are beneath me and i have no disire to speak to you

My Interests

going back in time. right before jesus was born so that i can have sex with the virgin mary first thus making me god.

I'd like to meet:

god, i have a bone to pick with that asshole and he's not returning my phone calls

Music:

the jesus lizard,harkonen,theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee whip, the smiths, CCR, born against, playing enemy, karp, carmenzito, crawl not walk, kill this pain, uni,subhumans,black flag,big black, fugazi,sonic youth,a frames,aesop rock,eno,bowie,CRASS,bane,the beatles

Movies:

batman mothafuck

Television:

not much worth watching on that fucking thing...my friend lee just informed me that im full of shit, i accually watch tv religiously like 8 days a week. you can do shit like that when you live a million dollar life style

Books:

yeah, fantasy, yeah, dragons, yeah, swords, yeah, knights and goblins, yeah go fuck yourself i am so totally better than all of you

Heroes:

is one of my favorite bowie albums

My Blog

the future

ok this shit is about these times as i write. i was letting the pope watch me have sex with beautiful women and he asked me something strange. "do you want to be in my nazi club jared" he says. i in...
Posted by jared is octocat is pregnant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

your lord and savior

so today me and jesus where having sex when he told me some thing very interesting. apperently outer space isn't as far from the grasp of the common man as we thought. outer space travel or visits are...
Posted by jared is octocat is pregnant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me

do you guy's remember when jesus walked on water, well if you didn't happen to be there i'm sure you've heard the story, anyway i taught him that shit so everytime you pray your really praying to me. ...
Posted by jared is octocat is pregnant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST