WizKid

I was born in 317 B.C. to my parents...God and a mutant heroine whose power was being the hottest woman on earth...in my early years i practiced riding raging bulls while decapitating hydras with my left hand...soon after my hundredth birthday i had to wield the sword of ultimate power to defeat the swarming hordes of martian dinosaur robots...the power of the sword almost crippled me but, like christopher reeve in more modern times i didnt let that stop me...i trained in the mountains of russia just like Rocky when he was going to fight that huge russian (who would have destroyed him in real life by the way) and soon i was back in peak physical condition, able to bench press almost 456 times my own body weight (which is a trim 165) and run marathons in under 23 seconds...i spent a couple hundred years creating awesome and perfecting my beat-boxing skills then jumped accross the atlantic ocean so i could teach the indians how to hunt buffalo and build teepees..they were so grateful that they Deified me...my indian god-name is Fireball Raven...i trained Merlin in the dark ages to be a total badass and told him how to bitch slap king arthur into doing his bidding...sometimes i go back in time and party with Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan, we thumb war and slap each other on the back all night..haha..i love those guys....for several years in the early seventies (when i wasnt making dope disco dance cuts) i changed my name to Gary Gygax and invented dungeons and dragons (the best game on earth) i then taught Run and DMC how to rap...i trained as a ninja for 56 years, including one year that i had to live underwater without coming up..luckily i dont have to breath (being half god, half mutant has its advantages) and now i am the Grand Master in my gang of disciples the !!!TOTAL WIZARDS!!!..and we built this city....built it on rock and roll....