Artex Sinks

Will spent most of his life in the Alps, studying the greenery under the supervision by master of greenery. When Will turned 14 he was relieved of his duties in the Alps becasue of an incident involving string cheese, a pineapple, and the entie cast of CHEERS. After this terrible downfall in Will's life, he turned to a life of prositution and crime. Will was a deplited shadow of his formal-self and had lost contact with all loved ones. After giving oral sex to a drug dealer for heroin, Will realized what he needed to do. That's right Will began a busness of preforming sexual favors and then using the drugs to raise money for the orphaned children in Utah. Through this Will met a man who opened new doors for Will. This man's name was Harriot Tubman. Will and Mr. Tubman started a deli in lower Manhattan called The Jackson 5. The deli thrived and everyone was happy, until Harriot developed cancer of the toes. The docters frantically tried to save him over the course of 6 months. Luckly, Mr. Tubman lived but lost the ability to use the meat grinder and then had to retire. Now Will was left alone to work the deli. After a few weeks Will could see he was meant for bigger things. So he sold the deli and bought a pick-up truck, a Magnum 45, a cool cowboy hat, and a Baby Ruth because he was hungry(The baseball player, not the candy bar). Ever since then, the name Will Pedersen has striked fear in the hearts of the mortal man.