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About Me

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
- Soren Kierkegaard

My name is Lucas Witherspoon. No, I'm not related to Reese. I'm highly optimistic. I have a weakness for 60s pop music, booze, and emaciated intellectuals (British accents are a plus!). I'm a vegetarian. I will forever love and support Britney Spears. I'm a self-proclaimed wino. I'm a text messaging fiend. My BlackBerry is my life. I love politics. I'm a Psychology major, which has embedded in me a need to subliminally mentally analyze everyone. I'm really open-minded. I love the idea of living a Bohemian lifestyle, though it's completely unpractical. I love meeting new people. Spending money is the greatest form of therapy ever. I have a heavy interest in politics. I hate music snobs. I dig musical theatre. I pretty much have no secrets because no conversation is off limits to me. I have an inherent negative disposition towards fat people, and anyone who speaks in such a crude manner that it essentially ruins the English language. I'm a fountain of pop culture knowledge. I'm convinced that America is overridden with idiots. I'm Agnostic. I believe that history repeats itself, thus explaining my interest in the subject. Do not try to argue religion with me. I love skanky television shows like Cheaters and Maury. I'm a firm believer in Rationalism.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

get your own layout here. get your own layout here. .. get a great new layout today! *click here*Making out with as many people as possible, stumbling around bars that I'm not old enough to get into, acting a fool in cities that I don't belong in, trying to have dirty sex in other peoples' beds, Michael Hensley, stumbling aimlessly, pictures with knives

Heroes:

Silvia Night.

Marjorie Dawes.

My Blog

May 11, 2008

I've always been surreptitious about my desire to be involved in politics. It's really what I see myself doing in life. The sad fact of the matter is that homosexuals are typically not accepted when i...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:20:00 PST

A public apology.

Recently, I've been receiving a lot of concerned messages in regards to myself and Larkin, and where we stand in our romantic relationship with each other.First, let me start by saying that I will tak...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

Faking My Own Suicide

So I've made up my mindI will pretendTo leave this world behindAnd in the endYou'll know I've liedTo get your attentionI'm faking my own suicideI'm faking my own suicideBecause I know you love meYou j...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:04:00 PST

April 30, 2008

I'm really rather convinced at this point that I was a stripper in a past life. Every time I hear up-tempo pop songs, I naturally find myself dancing to them, only I think I probably use a little more...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:51:00 PST

April 29, 2008

I've been so oddly depressed lately. I don't know if it's because of the immense amount of stress that school has caused me over the past few months, or because I kind of miss my formerly highly activ...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

Cold As You

You have a way of coming easily to meAnd when you take, you take the very best of meSo I start a fight 'cause I need to feel somethingAnd you do what you want 'cause I'm not what you wantedOh what a s...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST

The Bible is not a valid defense.

I've noticed that in a lot of religious debates, Christians will try to use the Bible as a defense to argue the existence of Jesus Christ. However, as a follower of agnosticism, I don't believe that t...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:40:00 PST

Common human decency is not a privilege accorded [to] us under current law.

"On Thursday afternoon in Columbus, Georgia, as reported here, a man entered Doctor’s Hospital, shot and killed two hospital workers and then another man in the parking lot on his way out before...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:45:00 PST

Take A Bow

How about a round of applause?A standing ovationYou look so dumb right nowStanding outside my houseTrying to apologizeYou’re so ugly when you cryPlease, just cut it outAnd don’t tell me yo...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:12:00 PST

Gay marriage

I don’t think marriage should be an option for gays. You’re hearing me correctly.The issue of gay marriage is such a hotly-debated issue, and I always have trouble understanding why. Why d...
Posted by Lucas Witherspoon on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:30:00 PST