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Mario

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About Me

A brief introduction of myself,I was born and raised in San Francisco. My interests include Music, Art, Film, Photography and Toilet Humor.In my spare time, I indulge myself in Writing, Cooking, Making an observation about the idiocy around the world, and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. When it comes to Wine, Appellation is key.Also, I enjoy Reading and Throwing pennies at hookers.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Women, who are into Kegs instead of Six-Packs. with the ability to carry a conversation for more then five minutes, about everything and nothing.To broaden the horizons, and always contribute a good sense of humor. If you want to make out with me, that works too.Also, I would like to meet the guy who invented the Toilet. I'd like to shake his hand...and buy him a soda.

Music:

The Beatles, Miles Davis, David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Robert Johnson, Frank Sinatra, Elton John, The Ramones, John Coltrane, New York Dolls, Claude Debussy, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Neil Diamond, Pink Floyd, Little Richard, Billy Joel, Guns N' Roses, Mario Lanza, Willie Nelson, Tom Waits, N.W.A, Johnny Cash, Alice Cooper, Van Halen, Leadbelly, Louis Prima, Earth Wind and Fire, Buddy Holly, The Rolling Stones, Jose Felicano, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Charlie Parker, Motley Crue, Bo Diddley, Public Enemy, Elvis Presley, Cat Stevens, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Dock Boggs, The Doors, Chuck Berry, The Runaways, Duke Ellington, Son House, The Beach Boys, Carlos Gardel, ABBA, The Bee Gees, Michael Jackson, Cannonball Adderley, Prince, Howlin Wolf, The Animals, Eric Dolphy, Velvet Underground, The Ronettes, Muddy Waters, Huey Lewis and the News, The MC5, The Carpenters, Roy Orbison , The Dixie Chicks, Depeche Mode, Nirvana, Duran Duran, The Cure, Harry Nilsson, Led Zeppelin, Hank Williams Sr. and Jr., Otis Redding, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig van Beethoven

Movies:

Nosferatu, Freaks, The Public Enemy, Citizen Kane, The Man with the Golden Arm, A Streetcar Named Desire, Blackboard Jungle, The Wild One, The Seventh Seal, La Dolce Vita, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Breathless, Seven Samurai, Midnight Cowboy, Cool Hand Luke, Easy Rider, The Godfather, Star Wars, Dawn of the Dead'78, The Panic At Needle Park, Taxi Driver, Harold and Maude, Annie Hall, The Jerk, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Clockwork Orange, Eraserhead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'74, Young Frankenstein, Phantom of the Paradise, Saturday Night Fever, Dog Day Afternoon, The Deer Hunter, E.T., Raging Bull, History of the World Part 1, Eight Men Out, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Pretty in Pink, The Elephant Man, Night Shift, Breaking Away, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Stand By Me, Bachelor Party, Better Off Dead, Full Metal Jacket, Raising Arizona, My Life as a Dog, License to Drive, Field of Dreams, Reality Bites, A Perfect World, Swingers, Drugstore Cowboy, Pulp Fiction, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Punch-Drunk Love, Good Will Hunting, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, There's Something About Mary, Pleasantville, Edward Scissorhands, Kingpin, The Big Lebowski, Mi Familia, City of God, The Royal Tenenbaums, Office Space, A Decade Under The Influence, Waiting, Love Actually, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Old School, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Children of Men, Little Miss Sunshine, Shopgirl, Sideways, Hard Candy, Brother's Keeper, 10 Items or Less, Waitress, The Simpsons Movie, My Best Friend, Superbad

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Married with Children, The Soup, 60 Minutes, The Sopranos, Mad TV, Three's Company, The Office(U.K. and American), Sell this House, Breaking Bonaduce, The Golden Girls, Nancy Grace, Good Times, The Partridge Family, Dateline, Lucky Louie, Everyday Italian, The Gong Show, Six Feet Under, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Entourage, South Park, Law and Order: SVU, CI, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Bronx is Burning, California's Gold, The Wonder Years, WKRP in Cincinnati, The L Word, Oz, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, George Lopez, The Joy of Painting, Are You Being Served?, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King of the Hill, Deadwood, Ripley's Believe It or Not!(80's Version), Friday Night Lights, Mad Men, Crossing Jordan, Mama's Family, Charlie's Angels, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, The Travel Channel, The History Channel, CNN, Headline News

Books:

Naked Lunch, Post Office, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, The Catcher in the Rye, Philosophy Though Film, Slaughterhouse Five, Henry and the Paper Route, Factotum, The Sun Also Rises, Hole In Our Soul: The Loss Beauty and The Meaning in American Popular Music, A Clockwork Orange, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Running with Scissors, Pulp, The Culture of Fear, Where The Wild Things Are, The Great Gatsby, Women, The Short-Timers, Junky, Of Mice and Men, Pimp, Hunger for a Memory, Frankenstein, The Giving Tree, Ham on Rye, The Joy of Sex, The Old Man and the Sea, Dear Mr. Henshaw, On the Road, Superfudge, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Tale of Two Cities, Where the Red Fern Grows, A Dirty Job, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Catch 22, The Wild Palms, War and Peace

Heroes:

Lenny Bruce, John Lennon, William S. Burroughs, René Magritte, Jack Nicholson, Jon Stewart, Oscar The Grouch, Dennis Hopper, Albert Einstein, Mr.Rodgers, Ernest Hemingway, Stephen Colbert, Beverly Cleary, Jackson Pollock, Bill Maher, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Andy Warhol, Mr.T, Rod Serling,Mark Twain, Phil Spector, Robert L. Ripley, Underdog, Dennis Miller, Jack Kerouac, Joseph Merrick, Oscar Romero, Richard Simmons

My Blog

New Blogs

Coming Thanksgiving 2007.
Posted by Mario on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:59:00 PST

The Lost Weekend

today is my friday, i'll be heading out to san francisco for the weekend.lately, i've have been feeling very depressedand i need sometime way from the suburbs.how i long for what i left behind.the lou...
Posted by Mario on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

Untitled

booze is brain food it keeps me motivated to write about everything and nothing. a warm embrace from a woman, is replaced by my sheets on a cold night. my best friend is a typewriter, she yells at ...
Posted by Mario on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:32:00 PST

Diarrhea of the Mouth

  jerk off twice a day.enlist in the army,travel, make new friends and shoot them in the back of the head.hire a whore, and cry on her shoulder.dance with girls with low-self esteem.go to c...
Posted by Mario on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:50:00 PST

Writer's Block

when one has writer's blockthey drown themselves insecurity,self-doubt, anger,cursing everything in slight. hav...
Posted by Mario on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST