A brief history of time muthafuckers!
So yeah its 3am and the colliding worlds of carpathian forests, neon cartoon gloom and those rock n roll dolls overdosing on candy are crashing ya bedrooms... Dead or alive the Spiderz will infect your soul.
Coming to light at the darker end of one day, Transylvanian migrant screacherman Subi Sybarite thought he would never be happy. But his simple plan to recruit Spiderz neophytes was to last only so long.
He discovered living in the derelict apartment below a bzzzz grrrl Souxie Sahara, she had so much time on her hands with her collection of sands from all over the world, who was familiar with the vices and virtues that Subi demanded and quickly warmed to his irratated personna like sand thru an hourglass.
Together the duo became a trio when drum ghoul mistro the morbidly underweight Groovik made himself known, how he did that no one really knew as he never spoke, but the drummer had no need for lungs and no soul could deny he provided a ruckus that more than made up for his vocal silence.
After a nostalgic drunken rendezvous in a Kings Park sanatarium ( this is where the resident Black Mummy comes in but eventually defected to a little known punk band Araknaphobiks but more on that later) was happy slapper soul Dj Grudge on turntablism concotions. He had previously worked with some of the biggest names in Ibiza but was unfairly dismissed due to his refusal to indulge in ecstacy on a nightly basis, instead spurned everyone with his own diet of Viagrro pills.
But the line-up was finally consummated with the addition of GooGoo, strutting in to delivering blistering red hot leads to melt the coolest lipstick of an Inuit tranny, he had no time for sand, silence or pills, he was here with looks to shock and born to rock!
Cartoon illustrations by Grant Kempster and Emanuele Fiorentino
All images copyright 2007 Spiders Superstars
