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10 Reasons Y to Date a PaintBaller 1: We all have at least 12 inch barrels. 2: We can shoot load after load. 3: We can work up the middle as well as the corners. 4: We know how to handle our balls. 5: We know paintball guns to guys are like jewelery to women. 6: We always wear protection. 7: It takes us only a matter of seconds to find the sweet spot. 8: If needed, we will never take our finger off the "trigger". 9: We play fast and hard. 10: We're not afraid to get a little messy.