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Elvis McJagger Abdul J'bar

Watch out for that acid. It burns!

About Me

I am a coke-sniffing sexy jewish porn/rock star who clubs baby seals when there aren't anymore babies to steal candy from. I wear crazy hats, has never been drunk, and may or may not have straightened my hair on one stupid occasion (with a little help from my friends).

My Interests

AMA!!!, wandering through Europe, hating technology, wikipedia, trying to separate myself from what I was like a few years ago, music, collecting records, collecting Zeppelin bootlegs, avoiding my next door neighbor (all of them) (not you, Eric), Tajikistan, North Korea, maps/geography, history, physics (especially quantum!!!) making CDs for my friends, and pushing hoops with sticks down dirt roads.

I'd like to meet:

JIMMY PAGE!!!Also: Bill Maher or Jerry Seinfeld, because they're really quite funny, Bill Clinton, FRANK ZAPPA, because he seems like the coolest person in the world.I'd put pictures of these guys up, but I can't figure out how.

Music:

LED ZEPPELIN, Mountain, Humble Pie, Cream, all of Clapton's other bands (blind faith, derek + the dominoes, the bluesbreakers), Jeff Beck, Ten Years After, The Black Keys, J. Geils Band, JIMI HENDRIX, Edgar Winter, Johnny Winter, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND, Simon and Garfunkel, The Who, The Band, early Santana, The Doors, JANIS JOPLIN, Jethro Tull, YES, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Spirit, John McLaughlin, Captain Beyond, Frank Zappa, The Yardbirds, The Beatles, The Animals, The Monkees, Jefferson Airplane, The Police, Buddy Guy, Muddy Waters, B.B. King, Howlin' Wolf, HOT TUNA, Robert Johnson, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Skip James, Son House, Ralph Stanley, Mozart, Gershwins, Philip Sparke, and Django Rhinehart (a two-fingered jazz guitarist, the bastard son of a circuis clown and an austrian prostitute)

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, As Good As It Gets, The Life Aquatic, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malcovitch, Sideways (the tedious adventures of drunk man and horny!) As Good as it Gets, Being There, The Shawshank Redemption, The Graduate, Full-Metal Jacket, Uprising, Woody Allen's things (Bannanas, Annie Hall, Take The Money and Run), the first Matrix

Television:

Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy, Daily Show, Good Eats, Bill Maher, Friends, Futurama

Books:

History!!! As for fiction, Catcher in the Rye, Black Boy (by Richard Wright), The Hobbit are probably my old faves. I'm also a bit obsessed with Middle English works, namely Malory and other Arthurian romances (gawain and the green knight), as well as other classics (Homer!!!). I'm a big fan of short story, and I also read some experimentalish stories and poetry (James Joyce is my hero, even though I've never successfully read anything he's written.) Imagist and modernist poetry also, like Ezra, Eliot, Marianne (1st names, of course).

Heroes:

Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jorma Kaukonen, Jack Casady, Bill Squire, Jack Bruce, Rick Wakeman, J. D. Salinger, Teddy Roosevelt (Da Rooz!!!) Richard Wright (author, not Pink Floyd), photographer Sergei Gorskii, Writers James Joyce, Thomas Mallory, Paul Deane (my favorite Sir Gawain translator)

My Blog

An even funnier story???!!!

I reccomend that you concentrate on this, there are plenty of obscure references and such that you'll probably miss if you're also IMing like 14 people, listening to Green Day, and talking to your Aun...
Posted by Elvis McJagger Abdul J'bar on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST

The House on Slutter Lane

Here it is, kiddies, from a crappy restaurant in Viennna over a wienershnitzel and an ice cold Almdudler, the story you've all been waiting for... The House on Slutter Lane It was a dark and sexy...
Posted by Elvis McJagger Abdul J'bar on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:07:00 PST