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Golfwidow

Champion of truth, justice, and good grammar.

About Me

Today, I'm all

I quit smoking three four five years ago and I still want a cigarette.


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My Interests

Beer.

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Music:

Anything that doesn't sound like Dueling Banjos.

My Blog

by george

So George Carlin goes to a hospital and says, "Doc, I got these chest pains."It didn't go over well. I know that, as a comedian, George Carlin has died plenty of times, but yesterday, he died.Oh, man,...
Posted by Golfwidow on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:13:00 PST

so, like, hi

Lots of stuff going on.  I'm hesitant to talk about it right away due to so little of it being firmly in place as yet, but I should, eventually, be blogging the going-on-stuff in more detail at g...
Posted by Golfwidow on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

ciulator

The Queen of Internet Pancakitude sent me, via email, a link to a website wherein one can write a farewell message to the current presidential administration, and I felt strongly enough about it that ...
Posted by Golfwidow on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

youd have me down down down down on my knees

I don't know why I'm so aggravated by seeing that, when Heart decided to sell out to an advertiser, a car advertiser, that they didn't wait for someone to make an anniversary version of the Dodge/Plym...
Posted by Golfwidow on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:59:00 PST

the dish

All the major news sources missed the salient point as regards the FDA’s recent movement of a bill to regulate tobacco, versus RJ Reynold’s commercial showing that said decision would resu...
Posted by Golfwidow on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:17:00 PST

i lol’d

Too. Funny.
Posted by Golfwidow on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:09:00 PST

time wasting for premature wakers

Insomnia plus lack of inspiration = dememe-ing a meme.I ganked this from Fergie, the Duchess of Win. That was before I realized how bloody long it is. And yet, somehow, it was still easier than trying...
Posted by Golfwidow on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:05:00 PST

in the air tonight

I got interviewed by Matthew at In the Air.  Of all the interviewers I've spoken with, he is, by far, the tiniest.  (He'll get bigger.  He's ten.)Read the interview.  He posed one ...
Posted by Golfwidow on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:13:00 PST

sing a song of five

I claim this blog in the name of the planet Technorati Profile. I was not tagged. But neither was I inspired to write anything else, so this is basically meant to immunize anyone who got tagged and do...
Posted by Golfwidow on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:30:00 PST

its in the stars

The latest Podcrapular Lite features me, doing a rather twisted horoscope. http://www.golfwidow.podomatic.comTonight, I will be a guest star on Friday Nite Live, http://www.mpyrradio.com/, with the o...
Posted by Golfwidow on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:34:00 PST