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Kater-Tots

No, people are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling!

About Me

Hey :) I’m Katie. Every morning I wake up and pray to God that today won’t be the day that I develop a Staten Island Accent (I work on the island). I'm the most un-Virgo Virgo you'll ever meet, I like the beach at night, I can't throw a football well, I like lilies, I don't frame pictures, I know how to change and fix a tire, the smell of pizza currently makes me sick, I love the "monday night tradition", I like the game Yahtzee, I like spoons that don't bend when I scoop ice cream, I like over analyzing song lyrics, If I roll my eyes at you, I'm probably trying to make you as mad as I am, Every guy should smell like Hugo Cologne, FU Pyramid is currently my game of choice, I should be awesome at beer pong, but I'm not, I own a karaoke machine, putting cheese on things usually makes it better, Yo mamma so fat jokes are still funny, I’m a spaz but I sorta grow on ya.

There's no way you would've ever noticed, but my eyes are blue.

My Interests

I like spontanious dance parties, anything that can be turned into a competition, randomly created drinking games, Eeyore, lighting pilot lights, getting a computer that isn't always dying, and singing in the car.

I'd like to meet:

People who can follow these rules:
#1. Be Awesome
#2. Don't be not-Awesome
And as ever; Wrong sounding muppets

Music:

awww Music =I like everything, my best moods come from upbeat punky-type music, but I do like everything... and most people from this area would now tack on "except country of course (HA HA!)" but there's even a few country songs I like. So SUCK IT normal "trying to be unique" people!

Movies:

Onomatopoeia, Medical conditions, In the boredom of the lord, Secret Agent Fry and our other movies we made in HS, especially the one starring Zeena about Violence and cell phones

I know that I never want to watch Point Break, Pitch Black, all of the aliens, or Total recall ever again

Television:

Daily show, Colbert, Simpsons, Aqua, 70's show, Family Guy, Friends, Conan, Law & Order, scrubs, SYTYCD, on and on and on...

RIP Passions, you were a good soap opera, and will be missed

Books:

Reading can be delicious

Heroes:

Smokey the Bear, Optomis Prime, Harvey Birdman, Master Shake, Lionheart, Gem, Gravity, Dr.Evil, The masked Pole vaulter, A 50ft frog, and Mr. Clean (he gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute, Mr.Clean is stronger longer cause there's ultra power in it)

Papa smurf has been removed from this list due to his involvment in some shady dealings

My Blog

The Stinkin' Drunk Twelve Step Program

Okay, Jaime tried to post this in a comment, but apprently it was too long to post? This used to hang in our Clove Rd. Apt. It's funny, read it, laugh, it's good times.   The Stinkin'-Drunk Twelv...
Posted by Kater-Tots on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:16:00 PST

Charlie the Unicorn

If I have not spammed your myspace with this wonderous cartoon, here is is for your love and enjoyment. My brother (of course) introduced me to this cartoon that filled with joy, and joyness. ...
Posted by Kater-Tots on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:27:00 PST

What?!?!?!? Paid Rent AGAIN!??!?!

Oh hell to the yes! I made rent again! I will NOT be homeless until at LEAST March 1st Totally sweet  
Posted by Kater-Tots on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

Single?

Yes The end
Posted by Kater-Tots on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

To the ones I loved :)

You know I love you :) Good luck in every thing you do, I know you're gonna shine!! Have the best time in college and don't let anyone tell you that you should stay close to home or work. Go out there...
Posted by Kater-Tots on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

This one goes out to you Rain

I This is from weather.com: SEE THAT?!? 100% chance of rain! It's a birthday Miracle! I've cancelled camp for tomorrow. YAY! OPEN BIRTHDAY! :)...
Posted by Kater-Tots on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:15:00 PST

The Zack and Kelly Break up

I did post this in a Saved by the Bell Bulletin, But I realized that Bulletins go away after like 20 days or something, and this should pretty much live on forever, so I'm making a whole Blog out of i...
Posted by Kater-Tots on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:17:00 PST

my friends keep me up to date on funny and rediculous things

Just incase you missed it, something fun happened this morning, it was 01:02:03 04/05/06 nifty huh? Thanks for the Tip Jimmy!!  And if you DID miss it, just look below and celebrate it as if you ...
Posted by Kater-Tots on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:13:00 PST

DYFS has low standards and soon I will meet them!

I think a few years back when I started going to college it was pretty well known that I would have to go on to get my masters in Social work to be able to work at DYFS (Deptartment of Youth and Famil...
Posted by Kater-Tots on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:53:00 PST