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Steve

My utility belt tells me its to the bar batman.

About Me

Why hello ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Steve, otherwise known as Ellio, Stinkos, 9 toes, Prutton. Here are a few of the things you need to know.*I like to drink and have fun. I drink most Alcoholic beverages with the execption of Rum... Rum is an enemy.*When I drink I often loose my memory, sometimes do things I shouldn’t, talk shit, dribble, chat to strangers, get naked or at the very least reveal the ass. When I don’t drink you will shortly find me working as an Environmental Modeller in Swindon, I have heard some lovely stories about Swindon so far…*If not at work or drunk I will either be playing/watching or thinking about football, snowboarding, travelling, sitting on a comfortable chair or my next beer-drinking event, although all of the above will also happen when I am at work or drunk.*If you would like to help me out by giving me some money that would be most welcome, I would ultimately like to work very little and lead a rich mans life investing in my interests.*I want to go back to Argentina and eat another plate full of juicy steak at bargain price!*If you cant give me money I am available for general chitchat.
Name: Steve Ellison
Birthdate: 09/03/1983
Birthplace: Leicester
Current Location: Loughbrough soon to be Swindon (4 career!)
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5ft 11
Weight: 12st
Piercings: 0
Tatoos: 0

FAVORITES
Food: PIES
Candy: none
Number: 7
Color: white
Animal: Bearded PIg!
Drink: Lager
Alcohol Drink: same
Bagel:
Letter:
Body Part on Opposite sex: face
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla choc
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot choc
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: never had either, they both shit everywhere! but wud go for a dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer unless snowing
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: fuck hmmm right now money
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever, cant normally sleep till early mornin tho!
Most Missed Memory: grandma
Best phyiscal feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: fuck off alarm
Goal for this year: get a career! not that i want one
Best Friends: loads!
Weakness: drinking,
Fears:
&..39;Heritage:'
Longest relationship: 3 yrs
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: too much
Ever Smoked: yeh
Pot: yeh
Ever been Drunk: at least once a week
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: hmm yeh
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: yeah!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: nooooooooooo
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: any
Favorite Hair Color: any
Short or Long: not toooo short
Height: not taller than me
Style: any
Looks or Personality: gotta b attracted then personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: no drugs lots of alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: derrr dont want a muscular girl!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1
What country do you want to Visit: back to Brazil and Argentina
How do you want to Die: when im ready
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEAH
Get along with your Parents: yeh
Health Freak: not really
Do you think your Attractive: personal opinion
Believe in Yourself: kinda
Want to go to College: bit beyond that
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: mmmm yes please
Shower Daily: yeah
Been in Love: yeah
Do you Sing: to myself!
Want to get Married: one day
Do you want Children: one day
Have your future kids names planned out: Pedro!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: -
Hate anyone: many people, too many chav wankers in the world
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My Interests

Drinking, eating, drinking, football, music, snowboarding, films, surfing, a shit load of other sports i cant be bothered to mention them all, almost anything! what else Travelling/holidays, winning the lottery even tho dont play. thatll do. im interested in lots of money for little effort....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone... then ill decide if they were cool... !! Dont like it when people add me then dont say nething! WHATS THE POINT!???? Sir Alex. Someone who can make me rich. I think id make a good richman. ...

Music:

not gonna list them all now got massive music collection including almost all music genres. maybe ill add them another time....
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Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

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